Do you like red apples?

[Mael]

This fruit-racism is horrible. All fruit, no matter if apples or oranges, if red, green, golden or black, have equal rights and all deserve to be respected. Fruit of all lands, unite!

I hear there are even unions between fruit and cake now. Soon fruit will be married to other confectionery goods, or worse vegetables. Where does it end? Concoct whatever crazy dish you like in the privacy of your own home but I believe a union between a fruit and a vegetable to be an abomination unto my taste buds.