22 Apr 11, 10:43AM
1.
*Blonde comes home from store*
Mom: how was the store?
Blonde: it was Great! someone even complimented my parking!
Mom: really?
Blonde: yeah.. they left a cute little note that said "parking fine"
2.
Girl: What Time Is it ?
Boy: Time To get a watch .
Girl: * Talks to herself * Last time Im giving him Mw2 .
3.
"Girl is over her boyfriend's house"
Boy:(Playing PS3)
Girl:(sitting on the boys bed sad)
Boy:Whats wrong babe?
Girl: Oh Nothing ....
Boy:(Turns off PS3)
Girl:Why did you stop playing? (starts to smile)
Boy:I have to pee..
4.
Two Sausages Are on a pan Getting cooked !
Sausage #1 : Sup Man !
Sausage #2 : AHHHHHH ! A TALKING SAUSAGE !
5.
Blonde: Hello ! HELLO ! Why isn't This Phone Working !
* A Little Kid Walks By *
Kid: Mommy why Is that Girl Talking To that Shoe ?
Mum: Because She Knows Not Everything's A Budget ...
6.
Teacher: Go Say Sorry To Him !
Boy: Ok , OK .
* Boy Across The Room *
Boy: You Better Get A Life Insurance
Tell Me Some Of your Jokes Or Quotes
*Blonde comes home from store*
Mom: how was the store?
Blonde: it was Great! someone even complimented my parking!
Mom: really?
Blonde: yeah.. they left a cute little note that said "parking fine"
2.
Girl: What Time Is it ?
Boy: Time To get a watch .
Girl: * Talks to herself * Last time Im giving him Mw2 .
3.
"Girl is over her boyfriend's house"
Boy:(Playing PS3)
Girl:(sitting on the boys bed sad)
Boy:Whats wrong babe?
Girl: Oh Nothing ....
Boy:(Turns off PS3)
Girl:Why did you stop playing? (starts to smile)
Boy:I have to pee..
4.
Two Sausages Are on a pan Getting cooked !
Sausage #1 : Sup Man !
Sausage #2 : AHHHHHH ! A TALKING SAUSAGE !
5.
Blonde: Hello ! HELLO ! Why isn't This Phone Working !
* A Little Kid Walks By *
Kid: Mommy why Is that Girl Talking To that Shoe ?
Mum: Because She Knows Not Everything's A Budget ...
6.
Teacher: Go Say Sorry To Him !
Boy: Ok , OK .
* Boy Across The Room *
Boy: You Better Get A Life Insurance
Tell Me Some Of your Jokes Or Quotes