Wanted: person with good recording voice!

[Bukz]

Honestly not 100% sure what we're looking for here, you can have a little bit of creative fun with it since I'm such a noob with audio and have no expectations, give it a go and show us what you got anyways! :D

Edit:

Links work for me, first one sounds like a Microsoft Sam on acid or something. That really your uncle Wolf? :P