Jokes

[Lightning]

If you are offended by Vulgarity or have the maturity of a 10 year old skip this.

A little boy and his Grandfather go fishing.

Boy: Can I put the bait?
GP: Can your dick touch your asshole?
Boy: No.
GP: Well then no.

(a while later)

Boy: Can I hold the rod?
GP: Can your dick touch your asshole?
Boy: No.
GP: Well then no.

*Boy takes out sandwich*
GP : Can I have some?
Boy: Can your dick touch your asshole?
GP: Yes.
Boy: Well then go fuck yourself, Gramma made this for me.