26 Feb 15, 03:43AM
I am sorry but the Masta has been really busy lately increasing my level of enlightenment on top of a secret mountain from a grand master.
I have granted my trainees a 2 week supervised leave into the town of Guyana. They had better not come back HIV+ or I will beat them.
All reports thus far are that the camp is running smoothly even though Marti is hiding inside and has hacked my wifi to give outsiders reports on the forums here. She is apparently hiding an iPhone somewhere on her person undetectable by normal cavity searches. I may have to fly in an xray machine.
I promise to report back soon with the progress of my trainees, and I hear to my surprise that the dirty Brazilians have shaped up and are taking a leadership/role model position amongst the recruits. They have also passed all hygene inspections for parasites. I am becoming proud of them.
~The Masta
I have granted my trainees a 2 week supervised leave into the town of Guyana. They had better not come back HIV+ or I will beat them.
All reports thus far are that the camp is running smoothly even though Marti is hiding inside and has hacked my wifi to give outsiders reports on the forums here. She is apparently hiding an iPhone somewhere on her person undetectable by normal cavity searches. I may have to fly in an xray machine.
I promise to report back soon with the progress of my trainees, and I hear to my surprise that the dirty Brazilians have shaped up and are taking a leadership/role model position amongst the recruits. They have also passed all hygene inspections for parasites. I am becoming proud of them.
~The Masta