10 Feb 15, 06:52AM
(This post was last modified: 10 Feb 15, 07:05AM by RandumKiwi.)
Sorry about the downtime. We were having a party, but X-Ray_Dog in his insobriety accidentally tripped over the cables plugged into the server, which consequently flung it out a 2nd storey window.
He was dealt with severely by a stripper, that beat him 23 times with a bamboo cane as punishment. Additionally, we threw him out of a 2nd storey window. X-Ray_Dog promised not to press charges, but instead took a cheque of $500 as hush money.
We're now broke.
However, Ronald_Reagan has a friend in the US department of defense who gave us a free replacement server, which was nice. He promised that they didn't leave any backdoors built into the motherboard to monitor us and because of their kindness and charity, we think it's fair to just take their word on that.
Here's a photo of X-Ray_Dog's clumsy work:
![[Image: GiEJMPF.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/GiEJMPF.jpg)
He was dealt with severely by a stripper, that beat him 23 times with a bamboo cane as punishment. Additionally, we threw him out of a 2nd storey window. X-Ray_Dog promised not to press charges, but instead took a cheque of $500 as hush money.
We're now broke.
However, Ronald_Reagan has a friend in the US department of defense who gave us a free replacement server, which was nice. He promised that they didn't leave any backdoors built into the motherboard to monitor us and because of their kindness and charity, we think it's fair to just take their word on that.
Here's a photo of X-Ray_Dog's clumsy work: