15 Nov 14, 01:25AM
Today I began my day at 4am by preaching the Gospel of Teabagging from the Ancient Book to my followers/recruits:
![[Image: sacred_heart_of_mastah.png]](http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy316/infrahrhed/sacred_heart_of_mastah.png)
As you can see, my followers were many and wholly devoted to my teachings:
![[Image: preaching.png]](http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy316/infrahrhed/preaching.png)
![[Image: preaching2.png]](http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy316/infrahrhed/preaching2.png)
As you might have expected, I stuck with the ancient 5 DUNK RULE for the entire service.
Also, while beating the Brazilians yesterday, I heard them cry out "Por favor porra Masta! PORRA!" I did not understand what they were talking about...this Porra or whatever. I thought they were begging for porridge or something....
So after the beatings I consulted with itsBRITNEYbitch for translation of the word "Porra". When he told me what it meant it was clear to me what they wanted and what would motivate them to behave and take care of their testicular hygiene in the future.
I am not gay, so there was no way to let them get at my Porra in the normal manner, so I paid Dr. Waffles a visit at his office and had him graft on two baby bottle nipples to my nuts. That way they can nurse directly from the fountain of porra without involving any gayness. In fact everyone in the camp is welcome to nurse from my bountiful nut if they would like.
![[Image: Nutcommandant.jpg]](http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy316/infrahrhed/Nutcommandant.jpg)
As you can see, my followers were many and wholly devoted to my teachings:
As you might have expected, I stuck with the ancient 5 DUNK RULE for the entire service.
Also, while beating the Brazilians yesterday, I heard them cry out "Por favor porra Masta! PORRA!" I did not understand what they were talking about...this Porra or whatever. I thought they were begging for porridge or something....
So after the beatings I consulted with itsBRITNEYbitch for translation of the word "Porra". When he told me what it meant it was clear to me what they wanted and what would motivate them to behave and take care of their testicular hygiene in the future.
I am not gay, so there was no way to let them get at my Porra in the normal manner, so I paid Dr. Waffles a visit at his office and had him graft on two baby bottle nipples to my nuts. That way they can nurse directly from the fountain of porra without involving any gayness. In fact everyone in the camp is welcome to nurse from my bountiful nut if they would like.