12 Nov 14, 01:46AM
So far, I have been crab-free since i had Dr. Waffles and Britney pick them damned things off of me and have taken my daily sprayings of DDT from britney.
During inspections in full hazmat suits, britney and Dr. Waffles have reported that the Brazilian infestation has also been rectified....although I did have to lock them in and fog the entire barracks with DDT. They now run a moderate risk of birth defects if they have children, but I had to get rid of those damned crabs they brought with them at any cost.
Right now, I am putting grip tape on all my beating sticks so they don't slip out of my hand during the beatings that are forthcoming in this high humidity. They will all pay dearly for lousing up my damned camp and delaying my training.
Dr. Waffles is enjoying his new ball sack chin modification and boasts that he is the only player in the world who can teabag someone and French kiss them at the same time.
Hopefully by tomorrow or the next day I can lift the quarantine and get these beatings out of the way. Then the training will begin.
During inspections in full hazmat suits, britney and Dr. Waffles have reported that the Brazilian infestation has also been rectified....although I did have to lock them in and fog the entire barracks with DDT. They now run a moderate risk of birth defects if they have children, but I had to get rid of those damned crabs they brought with them at any cost.
Right now, I am putting grip tape on all my beating sticks so they don't slip out of my hand during the beatings that are forthcoming in this high humidity. They will all pay dearly for lousing up my damned camp and delaying my training.
Dr. Waffles is enjoying his new ball sack chin modification and boasts that he is the only player in the world who can teabag someone and French kiss them at the same time.
Hopefully by tomorrow or the next day I can lift the quarantine and get these beatings out of the way. Then the training will begin.