08 Nov 14, 02:39AM
I put all of the Brazilians in one barracks since they were the most infested. Apparently to pass the time, they tried to practice teabagging one another and got crabs in their eye brows and eye lashes...(photo courtesy of Dr. Waffles.)
![[Image: Pubic_lice_on_eye-lashes.jpg]](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/Pubic_lice_on_eye-lashes.jpg)
I may have to lock them in and back the DDT truck fogger up to a window if this outbreak does not subside. Damn they are nasty.
I had britney and dr. waffles do a thorough inspection of my balls and so far, I am still crab-free, although I am still having britney spray me once daily with DDT. I refuse to leave my palatial hut until this outbreak is under control. Then the beatings will begin. I pass my time by making extra long beating sticks for those damned crabbed-up Brazilians.
I may have to lock them in and back the DDT truck fogger up to a window if this outbreak does not subside. Damn they are nasty.
I had britney and dr. waffles do a thorough inspection of my balls and so far, I am still crab-free, although I am still having britney spray me once daily with DDT. I refuse to leave my palatial hut until this outbreak is under control. Then the beatings will begin. I pass my time by making extra long beating sticks for those damned crabbed-up Brazilians.