Money$hot's teabag training camp is now open!

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Unfortunately the new arrivals got off to a rough start when they had a bus accident on the treacherous road here to the camp. A few minor injuries but all were okay. It took time to get another bus and get them to the camp, which cost us precious time in the days events. However, my team pulled together and we got them processed as planned.



Here is a pic of itsBRITNEYBitch delousing our first group of Brazilians with standard delousing powder:



And speaking of the Brazilians, those bastards showed up in droves with multiple parasites in their junk. 12 of them had lice, crabs, fleas and ticks....I broke three of my new beating sticks on them. Two of them showed up with fruit bats nesting in their junk - I broke a stick a piece on them.

Everything else went smoothly and we finally got everyone deloused, although the smell of the DDT lingered in the air for hours.

Off they went to the armory to get uniforms and boots and such and were finally sent to Myke Gregory who after swearing them in, began drilling them with the basics of nut and weapon handling:




5 recruits were sent to Dr. Waffles for sack augmentation. During Britney's caliper measurements, they just came up short. 3 Juveniles (with written parental consent) also went to doctor Waffles for hormone and suction treatments to get their balls to drop. If they do not drop within 2 weeks, they will be returned home.

We had two manly looking Russian women show up. They were found to be infested with crabs and had to be beaten. They too were also shipped off to Dr. Waffles' office for fitting of a prosthetic nutsack (molded after my very own of course). In the coming weeks he will be doing some experiments on them by attempting to graft on some cadaver nuts, so they can have some real warm nuts to drop on people.



The rest of the day went as expected, I had so many beatings to perform for rule infractions that I had to start using my left arm since my right grew tired and cramped.

My recruits are resting now after chow and a long day. They will rise at 4AM for exercise and to listen to some of my teachings over the loud speaker.

More updates will follow as training progresses.