30 Oct 14, 10:59PM
I have just one slot open now. If you are considering signing up for my camp do so at once! Training starts Nov 1st. Prepare yourselves.
Delousing is the very first station everyone will visit after you arrive at camp on the bus. You will immediately be herded into the delousing station, stripped and your clothing burned in a pit.
I have supplied itsBRITNEYbitch with a full level 4 bio hazard suit and standard, broad spectrum delousing powder and given him a spray gun with 500 gallons of blackmarket DDT to spray your balls with. This combination should kill every living organism that could possibly be taking up residence on your ball sack.
He will first be doing a careful hands-on inspection and noting who has arrived to my camp with parasites and who does not. Those found with parasites will immediately be beaten.
After full delousing, you will then be trimmed by Britney with a military "high-and-tight" cut. I have supplied him with a pair of sheep shears to use if necessary, as I know some of you must have a small jungle down there. He will then tattoo your nutsack with your serial number. As part of his duties, he will perform random on the spot inspections for parasites and hygiene. Again, anyone who fails inspection....you guessed it; beating.
From the delousing station you will be herded to the clothing station to be fitted for new uniforms, boots, socks, underwear and other daily essentials to be stored in your foot locker.
From there Myke Gregory will take over and divide you into 10 person squads and get you situated in your respective barracks will he will then drill you with the basic rules of the camp and what is expected of you. You will also be required to recite and swear your allegiance to teabagging and to me - your supreme Masta.
That is all for now. Pictures will be posted come Nov 1st of the entire training process. Stay tuned.
Delousing is the very first station everyone will visit after you arrive at camp on the bus. You will immediately be herded into the delousing station, stripped and your clothing burned in a pit.
I have supplied itsBRITNEYbitch with a full level 4 bio hazard suit and standard, broad spectrum delousing powder and given him a spray gun with 500 gallons of blackmarket DDT to spray your balls with. This combination should kill every living organism that could possibly be taking up residence on your ball sack.
He will first be doing a careful hands-on inspection and noting who has arrived to my camp with parasites and who does not. Those found with parasites will immediately be beaten.
After full delousing, you will then be trimmed by Britney with a military "high-and-tight" cut. I have supplied him with a pair of sheep shears to use if necessary, as I know some of you must have a small jungle down there. He will then tattoo your nutsack with your serial number. As part of his duties, he will perform random on the spot inspections for parasites and hygiene. Again, anyone who fails inspection....you guessed it; beating.
From the delousing station you will be herded to the clothing station to be fitted for new uniforms, boots, socks, underwear and other daily essentials to be stored in your foot locker.
From there Myke Gregory will take over and divide you into 10 person squads and get you situated in your respective barracks will he will then drill you with the basic rules of the camp and what is expected of you. You will also be required to recite and swear your allegiance to teabagging and to me - your supreme Masta.
That is all for now. Pictures will be posted come Nov 1st of the entire training process. Stay tuned.