26 Oct 14, 11:26PM
As of now I have only a few slots left for new recruits before the Nov 1st deadline when training will begin.
However, it has come to my attention that several Brazilian recruits have admitted to having fleas in their junk.
I must warn new arrivals, delousing is a mandatory precaution, but anyone found by itsBRITNEYbitch with crabs, lice, fleas or any other testicular parasite will be beaten severely on the spot. Therefore, I suggest you take care of your infestations before you arrive at the camp....especially you Brazilian players with flea infestations.
I recommend that you simply dunk your balls in a bowl of kerosene for 10 minutes, remove from bowl and immediately light them on fire. Allow to burn for 3- 5 seconds and then douse the flames with a wet towel. Trust me, the discomfort you feel now will be nothing to the beating you will receive at new arrivals if found with parasites, so I suggest you take my home remedy and use it before boarding your plane.
I am in Guyana right now making final preparations from new recruit arrival.
However, it has come to my attention that several Brazilian recruits have admitted to having fleas in their junk.
I must warn new arrivals, delousing is a mandatory precaution, but anyone found by itsBRITNEYbitch with crabs, lice, fleas or any other testicular parasite will be beaten severely on the spot. Therefore, I suggest you take care of your infestations before you arrive at the camp....especially you Brazilian players with flea infestations.
I recommend that you simply dunk your balls in a bowl of kerosene for 10 minutes, remove from bowl and immediately light them on fire. Allow to burn for 3- 5 seconds and then douse the flames with a wet towel. Trust me, the discomfort you feel now will be nothing to the beating you will receive at new arrivals if found with parasites, so I suggest you take my home remedy and use it before boarding your plane.
I am in Guyana right now making final preparations from new recruit arrival.