What are you drinking?

[Marti]

deep in the netherlands, a lonely man booted up his computer. he wipes some of the cheeto dust off of his lips and proceeds to log into his account. as he gargles down some stale, decarbonated mountain dew, he decides to browse on his favourite porn site, forum.cubers.net. he delves into the offtopic section, and circumstances a lonely thread about people and their favorite drinks. as he browses the thread, itching his scruffy, stubbly chin hairs, he scouts out two innocent gingers debating on their girlfriends and drinks.

surely gingers cant have girlfriends, surmises the dutchman.

with a twinkle in his eye, and dorito dust on his bare testicles, he resolves to utterly humiliate one of the two. drawing from his idolized insult book from his favourite call of duty player. as he engorges on a mcdonalds burger with added mayonnaise, and grinning as he tips his fedora 32 degrees, he types the fated words:

Right hands don't need drinks

Kkkkkkkkkkkk

This is actually proper legitimate phunny