27 Mar 14, 09:44AM
A fascist feminist homosexual Marxist banker professor and puppy killer was teaching a class on D3M0NW0LF, known fur enthusiast.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship D3M0NW0LF and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, Anglo-Protestant AC world champion who had won 1500 tournaments, fully understood the necessity of trolling and fully supported all military decisions made by Russia stood up and held up a dog.
”How old is this dog, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be a rock by now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of his deviantart fur-fiction. He stormed out of the room crying those feminist crocodile tears. The same tears feminists cry about the “patriarchy” when they jealously try to claw justly earned status from the deserving male job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, X-Ray Dog, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a dirty sophist pinko commie professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all joined oNe that day and accepted Waffles as their lord and savior. A Golden Retriever named “Please don't hurt me” leaped into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The forum rules were read several times, and Mael himself showed up and enacted a ban upon beastiality across the whole country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship D3M0NW0LF and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, Anglo-Protestant AC world champion who had won 1500 tournaments, fully understood the necessity of trolling and fully supported all military decisions made by Russia stood up and held up a dog.
”How old is this dog, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be a rock by now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of his deviantart fur-fiction. He stormed out of the room crying those feminist crocodile tears. The same tears feminists cry about the “patriarchy” when they jealously try to claw justly earned status from the deserving male job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, X-Ray Dog, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a dirty sophist pinko commie professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all joined oNe that day and accepted Waffles as their lord and savior. A Golden Retriever named “Please don't hurt me” leaped into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The forum rules were read several times, and Mael himself showed up and enacted a ban upon beastiality across the whole country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.