11 Jan 14, 02:50AM
Boss: "So, umm, yeah...You're calling in because of 'anal glaucoma'?"
Me: "Yeah, it's real bad man..I can't see my ass coming in to work today..."
Me:*Goes to play more AC*
Me: "Yeah, it's real bad man..I can't see my ass coming in to work today..."
Me:*Goes to play more AC*