The Unofficial Guide To AssaultCube Interactions
#13
Did you get killed by a spawn guy? Call him "CAMPER"!
Did you get powned by a lagger? Call him "CHEATER"!
Did you get raped by a hacker? Report him in the blacklist thread!
Did you headshot many times in a row by a lucky scoping? Say "Noscope" (Like a boss).
Did you get kicked? Change your nickname, re-enter in the server and play in peace...
Did you go in enemy base like Rambo and be killed by many persons? Say 2v1 (or more if possible).
Is someone speedhacking? Rush with the AR to compete him.
Is someone in spectator mode? Not sure if he's spying or just AFK...
Is someone AFK? Go in the enemy base and headshot him (do it every round if it's a TOSOK mod, ...).
Is someone playing match, then he have to leave? Call it "RAGEQUIT"!
Is someone well ranked in the LADDER and you are jealous? Impersonate him and down his ratio.
Is someone no moving and still block you in a way? Teamkill him and say "Sorry"!
Are you blacklisted to a noob server? Go in the forum and cry!
Can't vote a favorite map/mod? wait and revote it by saying "Free porn push F1"!
Do you want be called noob? Play with shotgun.
Do you want make raging someone that you hate? T-bag him a lot of times (Y u mad bro?).
Do you want calm down after a f***ing bad game? Cry hard and punch any object around your desktop (Your stress will decrease); Then reconnect in AC and say "Hi" to everyone kkk!
Do you want joke with a newbie? Say him to write "/quit" then press enter (he will do it for sure).
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RE: The Unofficial Guide To AssaultCube Interactions - by Krayce - 27 Dec 13, 02:23PM