06 Sep 10, 11:10AM
Back in 2009 I posted some story in the Vanilla forums. Anyway, I'll reiterate it. So back then, I met tipper, Nighthawk (back when he was in C=64, and after the time when he was called 8bit), and MorganKell in an inter. We were running around playing in ac_depot, with lots of intense fragging and flagging. Being all worn out, they decided to eat lunch during the intermission.
So tipper takes out his lunchbox, takes one look at the pasta, and cries out with disgust (in the most formal, insightful way of course), "YUCK! Pasta again? If I get pasta again tomorrow, I am going to end my life."
Nighthawk grabs his lunchbox out of his bag, and finds a baked potato. Mortified by the appalling sight, he swears, "If I get baked potato again tomorrow, I'm going to commit suicide."
MorganKell then reaches deep into his backpack to eat his lunch--ham and cheese sandwiches. Greatly disappointed, and also loathing, he stands up and shouts, "HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICHES?!? SUBWAY!?!?! AGAIN!?!?! IF I GET THIS STUFF TOMORROW, I'MMA GO KILL MYSELF!"
So the next day comes, and they're intering again, with plenty of frags and gibs. The music plays, and it's the intermission.
Tipper, upon taking out his lunchbox, and finding the pasta AGAIN, follows through on his oath, throwing a grenade to the wall to bounce back into his own face and thus killing himself.
Nighthawk, upon taking out his lunchbox, and finding the potatoes AGAIN, follows through on his oath, throwing a grenade to the wall to bounce back into his own face and thus killing himself.
MorganKell, upon taking out his lunchbox, and finding the ham and cheese sandwiches AGAIN, follows through on his oath, throwing a grenade to the wall to bounce back into his own face and thus killing himself.
A few days later, there was a funeral for the dearly departed. I do recall Drakas as DJ playing Kylie Minogue remixes, along with dancing dogs, and Emoposer giving a very poignant eulogy for Morgan. I even saw Undead cry.
Now of course, their mothers were there too. Tipper's mom walked up to his cask, weeping, "Oh Tipper! If only I knew you were sick of pasta! I could have given you rice!"
Nighthawk's mother, too, dragged herself up to the dead body of her son. She sobbed, "Oh Nighthawk! If only I knew you were sick of baked potatoes! I could have given you pork chops!"
However, MorganKell's mother was silent. The two other moms look at her.
"What?" She asks. "He made his own lunches."
So tipper takes out his lunchbox, takes one look at the pasta, and cries out with disgust (in the most formal, insightful way of course), "YUCK! Pasta again? If I get pasta again tomorrow, I am going to end my life."
Nighthawk grabs his lunchbox out of his bag, and finds a baked potato. Mortified by the appalling sight, he swears, "If I get baked potato again tomorrow, I'm going to commit suicide."
MorganKell then reaches deep into his backpack to eat his lunch--ham and cheese sandwiches. Greatly disappointed, and also loathing, he stands up and shouts, "HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICHES?!? SUBWAY!?!?! AGAIN!?!?! IF I GET THIS STUFF TOMORROW, I'MMA GO KILL MYSELF!"
So the next day comes, and they're intering again, with plenty of frags and gibs. The music plays, and it's the intermission.
Tipper, upon taking out his lunchbox, and finding the pasta AGAIN, follows through on his oath, throwing a grenade to the wall to bounce back into his own face and thus killing himself.
Nighthawk, upon taking out his lunchbox, and finding the potatoes AGAIN, follows through on his oath, throwing a grenade to the wall to bounce back into his own face and thus killing himself.
MorganKell, upon taking out his lunchbox, and finding the ham and cheese sandwiches AGAIN, follows through on his oath, throwing a grenade to the wall to bounce back into his own face and thus killing himself.
A few days later, there was a funeral for the dearly departed. I do recall Drakas as DJ playing Kylie Minogue remixes, along with dancing dogs, and Emoposer giving a very poignant eulogy for Morgan. I even saw Undead cry.
Now of course, their mothers were there too. Tipper's mom walked up to his cask, weeping, "Oh Tipper! If only I knew you were sick of pasta! I could have given you rice!"
Nighthawk's mother, too, dragged herself up to the dead body of her son. She sobbed, "Oh Nighthawk! If only I knew you were sick of baked potatoes! I could have given you pork chops!"
However, MorganKell's mother was silent. The two other moms look at her.
"What?" She asks. "He made his own lunches."