18 Jun 13, 02:20AM
(18 Jun 13, 01:40AM)Money$hot Wrote: I know you have been lusting after me for a 1v1 since you are just dying to know if my nut really does taste like gourmet chicken and is as good as people are saying it is.Ahahahahahah this guy's aw'some!
However, before I ever commit to a 1v1 w/you (and i dont know how to do it anyway) I have to play you in the pubs and give you a few tastes just to see how you'd react first. But I never see you.
See, I'm scared if you get me in a 1v1 and get your very first taste and that causes you to gay-out on me, you may try to make some inappropriate advances towards me in a closed setting.
My teabags have been known to bring out closeted gayness in people (d33p6 for example who is having a severe internal fight and gay angst within himself) and I don't want you to embarrass yourself until you've had a few tastes in the pubs first.