18 Jun 13, 01:40AM
(18 Jun 13, 01:27AM)Waffles Wrote: I'd like you to nut up and 1v1 me :D
I know you have been lusting after me for a 1v1 since you are just dying to know if my nut really does taste like gourmet chicken and is as good as people are saying it is.
However, before I ever commit to a 1v1 w/you (and i dont know how to do it anyway) I have to play you in the pubs and give you a few tastes just to see how you'd react first. But I never see you.
See, I'm scared if you get me in a 1v1 and get your very first taste and that causes you to gay-out on me, you may try to make some inappropriate advances towards me in a closed setting.
My teabags have been known to bring out closeted gayness in people (d33p6 for example who is having a severe internal fight and gay angst within himself) and I don't want you to embarrass yourself until you've had a few tastes in the pubs first.