Sir Alex Ferguson Retires

[Hellspell]

[What would you do if Tony Hawk 'only' retired? ]

I wouldnt mind.. I'm not a skateboarder

I probably should have used a wink and not a trollface. Damn, I'm socially inept even on the internet :( (or :/ ?)

/offtopic

Wigan FA Cup winners like a baws

Shame they are more likely than ever to get relegated, too. They play football the right way, like a team unlike the egos at Man City. Luckily they lack the big time charlies QPR has so hopefully they can keep their players, win the Europa league and be back in the Premier League.

What would you do if Tony Hawk 'only' retired?

Already did lol

So I've become the first entity in the known universe to actually troll myself?