02 May 13, 12:11AM
Tonight, ironically, the latest victim of my petulant sack-attacks is none other than MykeGregory himself.
Within 1 minute of joining the server and typing greetings, I had my nuts clamped tight around his face like one of the creatures in the Aliens movies.
After another 3 or 4 successive tbags, I had him tapping out like a UFC fight. He then decided to hide from me and had his friend try and confuse me by nick-stealing his name. Crafty bugger.
He did mention that he appreciated me shaving for him and keeping my nut soft and supple with cocoa butter. In all, I think he had a pleasant testicle encounter.
Within 1 minute of joining the server and typing greetings, I had my nuts clamped tight around his face like one of the creatures in the Aliens movies.
After another 3 or 4 successive tbags, I had him tapping out like a UFC fight. He then decided to hide from me and had his friend try and confuse me by nick-stealing his name. Crafty bugger.
He did mention that he appreciated me shaving for him and keeping my nut soft and supple with cocoa butter. In all, I think he had a pleasant testicle encounter.