02 Aug 12, 11:22AM
Oh jeez I am way too drunk for this shit. I'm going to go to work and when I come home I will do two things... First I will dial 1-800 Comcast as its clear y'all need an ass whooping. Second I comprehensively read every post besides the ones that states how fucking awesome I am (which I am) and I will legitimately try to reply with coherent English. Although you can bet your sweet asses I'll most likely slip into shimmy tongue for the majority of the post.