The Awesome and Senseless History of Assault Cube
den teh poliz waz liek,
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Police Edit: This post is just too terrible to bear.
Frogulis Edit: And then....
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There was bubbles!
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Lots of bubbles!
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Ray William Johnson Wrote:Vagina bubbles from hell!
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Best bubbles ever.
Moving right along,
Then they all popped.

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and turned into Powerpuff Girls!
Then the offtopic conversation suddenly
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Turned on-topic when MCS posted in some random
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TyD hate thread, which seems
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Like everyone is posting nowa-days
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which makes sense because TyD
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are not turtles.
(Im not going to insult TyD. Gawsh)
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Although some people wish they were.

(I likes turtles. ^-^)

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Suddenly, a giant turtle crawled out of the water, i screamed and speared it with my trusty pen.

It died. WOW, yelled peter, susan, edmond and lucy who
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got raped in narnia by
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AC. lol

Draul wins vern
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was what vern said
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after he got anally probed by Draul's poking rod he uses to poke things with.
Like logs in the fire and

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rushes to the ER, expecting good news...
Doctor: vern, you butt, its so ruined.
vern: I know, I know
Doctor: vern, can you pay this hospital bill
vern: I no, I no
Doctor: bend over
vern: kk
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Frogulis: WTF am I doing in this scene
vern: I don't no
Doctor: TIMMEEEEEHHH
vern: Like whaaaa
Frogulis: *runs away*
vern: Oh gawsh, that guy is so funny...
Doctor: I miss him already
BUT THEN...
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were rudely interrupted by Impakt'd, running into the ER, claiming to have just been probed by Draul and Eleven.

Impakt'd: OMG, help me, I cant control my bowels
Doctor: let me see
Impakt'd: see, its all big and red
vern: wow, worse than mine
Frogulis: I've seen worse
Doctor: why is there a ferret... ahh never mind
vern: that ferret needs a bath \:D
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And Cemer was liek, Why is there anal probes?

Then a massive arkefiende statue
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got probed. Then my i attacked the next poster with my anal probe.
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And I posted before I read DrauL's post.
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And then the ferret was like, 'I like turtles too!', and then the giant turtle came back, and then they started doing things that would piss off the moderators, and then DrauL sat on his probe and said,
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"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
and then the next poster joined in.
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To Probe Andrez, Bukz, and MorganKell all night after that party where adam was smoking
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V-man on the b-ball court, when suddenly V-man created a script that
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probed people faster than you can write a googolplex.
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which is not much of an achievement, considering that DrauL meant a googolplex in its expanded form. Then Mr Floppy
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