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26 May 12, 08:05PM
(This post was last modified: 27 May 12, 04:10PM by paulmuaddibKA.)
Welcome all to the "Paul Show"
What do I offer?
Fun, the desire to know more about AC players, and pancakes at the end!
What I ask for?
Fill in as desired (and add/suggest more categories if needed)
AC STATS
Power:
Stamina:
Reflexes:
Speed:
Jump:
Ability:
Overall performance:
Luck:
{CoE}MuadDibKA
Power: 5/10
Stamina: 5/10
Reflexes: 4/10
Speed: 6/10
Jump: 6.5/10
Ability: 1/10
Overall performance: 4/10
Luck: 2/10
I give you a bonus, feel free to correct me:
Undead|oNe|
Power: 11/10
Stamina: 11/10
Reflexes: 11/10
Speed: 11/10
Jump: 11/10
Ability: 11/10
Overall performance:9000/10
Luck: 0/10
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(26 May 12, 08:05PM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: Undead|oNe|
[...]
Overall performance:9000/10
Sounds about right.
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(26 May 12, 08:10PM)Mael Wrote: (26 May 12, 08:05PM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: Undead|oNe|
[...]
Overall performance:9000/10
Sounds about right.
Last time I saw over 100% performance was resteasy's sniper accuracy.
Undead is blacklisted 4 life now kkkkkk
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Blacklisted dosen't mean you can't play clearly demonstrated by many ;)
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29 May 12, 12:03AM
(This post was last modified: 29 May 12, 12:05AM by paulmuaddibKA.)
This cant get a bit louder, lets try :
Xenon
Power: hax
Stamina: hax
Reflexes: hax
Speed: hax
Jump: hax
Ability: hax
Overall performance: hax
Luck: hax
MorganKell
Power: Whisky
Stamina: Vodka
Reflexes: Absinth
Speed: Wine
Jump: Beer
Ability: Jägermeister
Overall performance: Beer
Luck: Rum
jamz (in getting n00bs outta the game)
Power: 10/10
Stamina: 10/10
Reflexes: 10/10
Speed: 10/10
Jump: ?
Ability: 10/10
Overall performance: 9001/10
Luck: ?
ShadowFlamez
Power: n00b
Stamina: n00b
Reflexes: n00b
Speed: n00b
Jump: n00b
Ability: n00b
Overall performance: 10/10 (in being a n00b, XD)
Luck: 3/10
MikeGregory
Accent: ?
Cockney: 10/10 XD
Football: ?
Beer: ?
Composure: 1/10
Overall Britishness: 10/10
Luck: 10/10
Im out, keep this fresh!
Not to be taken too seriously XD
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Threads: 4
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29 May 12, 02:28AM
(This post was last modified: 29 May 12, 02:35AM by paulmuaddibKA.)
More to teh rooster:
|40+|Shad-99 (in map making)
Power: 9/10
Stamina: 10/10
Reflexes: 10/10
Speed: 8/10
Jump: ?
Ability: 1000/10
Overall performance: 11/10
Luck: 0/10
FUN : 10 XD Weeeeeeeee
Cemer & LN*
Power: 0/10
Stamina: 0/10
Reflexes: 0/10
Speed: 0/10
Jump: 0/10
Ability: 0/10
Overall performance: 0/10
Luck: 0/10
*Quit & Hiatus
ExodusS
Power: 30,253,077
Stamina: 6,046,853
Reflexes: 19.99%
Speed: 24
Jump: 91,547
Ability: 11,974
Overall performance: N/A
Luck: N/A
|HP|
Power: For breakfast, ac_power
Stamina: Out of this world
Reflexes: Bruce Lee
Speed: Too fast for your eyes
Jump: No one gets higher
Ability: Ability is his second name
Overall performance: 666/100
Luck: Lol, luck is for losers, he a winner.
FredriK
Character: Lovely
Motivation: Sincere
Confidence: Heartwarming
Functionality: Top notch
Tolerance: Ghandi
Analytical skill: Genetic
Commitment: Vague, XD
Overall Sexiness: Too hot
AC Forum Lurkers (You know who you are)
Power: Pansies
Stamina: Under average
Reflexes: < Sloths
Jump: Unknown
Ability: Nonexistent
Overall performance: Teabag on sight
Luck: Lucky punks, XD
PaulMuadDibKA (revisited)
Noobness: 10000000000000
Dexterity: −273,15
Teamwork: Wallhack
Voicecom Abuse: 10/10
Uglyness: Susan Boyle
Forum spam: Spammer #1
Overall performance: Please uninstall
Fuck: 0
Posts: 1,504
Threads: 34
Joined: Jun 2013
(29 May 12, 02:28AM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: Cemer
Power: 0/10
Stamina: 0/10
Reflexes: 0/10
Speed: 0/10
Jump: 0/10
Ability: 0/10
Overall performance: 0/10
Luck: 0/10
*Quit & Hiatus
you're exaggerating.
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Y U NO DO ME?! (thats what she said)
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Oh lawd, the accuracy of MK's stats is too much too bear.
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29 May 12, 03:42AM
(This post was last modified: 29 May 12, 03:46AM by paulmuaddibKA.)
k, XD
ChO
Power:
![[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRuH-ceiXoGHBavxld4gkW...CyqNq1kg89]](https://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRuH-ceiXoGHBavxld4gkWdOEO0TfT79XB_wj9v8cCyqNq1kg89)
Stamina:
![[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRpMfmF1Bh1mAml8GN1T27...UeGBPvJsBQ]](https://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRpMfmF1Bh1mAml8GN1T27cXXkC-Yp4Psrgh9mIBRa-UeGBPvJsBQ)
Reflexes:
![[Image: ppreflex.gif]](http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/gif/ppreflex.gif)
Speed:
![[Image: 3367]](http://www.eejournal.com/index.php/download_file/view_inline/3367/)
Jump:
![[Image: mario_jump_1334740778.jpg]](http://juegos.es/arcade/wp-content/thumbs/mario_jump_1334740778.jpg)
Ability:
![[Image: Chuck_Norris-thumbs-up.jpg]](http://www.marfdrat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Chuck_Norris-thumbs-up.jpg)
Overall performance:
![[Image: stock-photo-overall-performance-rating-form-8908921.jpg]](http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/98636/98636,1201444690,7/stock-photo-overall-performance-rating-form-8908921.jpg)
Luck:
![[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWf33oCjeEFMJopt0peTc...Hg8V-U0F_Y]](https://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWf33oCjeEFMJopt0peTcZ98QRD6QcRv2XZrV_ohHg8V-U0F_Y)
MusicMan10
Power:
![[Image: weakness1.jpg]](http://sweepingthetemple.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/weakness1.jpg)
Stamina:
![[Image: 0.jpg]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Va3fy5gRhW8/0.jpg)
Reflexes:
![[Image: junkie_roy_screen_res.jpg]](http://www.ratcreature.net/fanart/junkie_roy_screen_res.jpg)
Speed:
![[Image: perro-muy-gordo.jpg]](http://clpef.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/perro-muy-gordo.jpg)
Jump:
![[Image: 1531838_Niskas-first-Jump_400.jpg]](http://s3.amazonaws.com/picable/2009/12/11/1531838_Niskas-first-Jump_400.jpg)
Ability:
![[Image: ability_counts_under_12s.jpg]](http://assets.liverpoolfc.tv/uploads/ability_counts_under_12s.jpg)
Overall performance:
![[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGnJGKh75oWa37J35yutX...X8pEGo33bd]](https://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGnJGKh75oWa37J35yutXrjZpkB2ESxecFzqfYO7X8pEGo33bd)
Luck:
![[Image: ap68Z.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/ap68Z.jpg)
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29 May 12, 08:23AM
(This post was last modified: 29 May 12, 08:31AM by Xenon.)
I must say, I am hax hax hax hax hax
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58.110.0.0/21 // [2011-10-31] - Xenon - Wallhack - http://www.26things.com/ac/forum/HTF_ac_...2_1334.dmo // and http://i.imgur.com/e3fxC.jpg
122.109.120.0/20 // [2012-01-21] - Xenon|oNe| - already blacklisted - TyD blacklist
122.109.120.0/12 // [2012-01-21] - Xenon|oNe| - already blacklisted - TyD blacklist
116.15.185.0/20 // [2012-01-21] - Xenon|oNe| - already blacklisted - TyD blacklist
219.91.44.0/20 // [2012-01-21] - Xenon|oNe| - already blacklisted - tyd blacklist
forever evading
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29 May 12, 08:27AM
(This post was last modified: 29 May 12, 08:45AM by MykeGregory.)
(29 May 12, 12:03AM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: ...
MikeGregory
Accent: ?
Cockney: 10/10 XD
Football: ?
Beer: ?
Composure: 1/10
Overall Britishness: 10/10
Luck: 10/10 Tea: 10/10
Cockney: 0/10
Football: 0/10
Beer: 0/10
and composure should be higher! C'mon xD
paulmuaddibKA Wrote:FredriK
Character: Lovely
Motivation: Sincere
Confidence: Heartwarming
Functionality: Top notch
Tolerance: Ghandi
Analytical skill: Genetic
Commitment: Vague, XD
Overall Sexiness: Too hot
lol, is that before or after became a racist impersonating vote abusing trolling admin abusing blacklist evader. -_________-
Alow me to make some personal opinionised changes...
FredriK
Character: Degenerate
Motivation: Other's suffering
Confidence: Very high
Functionality: RV used 'Troll'. It was very effective
Tolerance: VERY Friggin' high
Analytical skill: ok, i guess
Commitment: Beyond compare
Overall Sexiness: 0/10
That it all, rant over.
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29 May 12, 10:09PM
(This post was last modified: 29 May 12, 10:11PM by paulmuaddibKA.)
mmm, k!
Link
Power: Bombs
Stamina: Red Potion
Reflexes: Boomerang
Speed: Pegasus Boots
Jump: Roc´s Feather
Ability: Hookshot
Overall performance: Master Sword
Luck: Dark Link
@MG:
Lol at tea, XD
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(29 May 12, 10:09PM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: mmm, k!
Link
Power: Bombs
Stamina: Red Potion
Reflexes: Boomerang
Speed: Pegasus Boots
Jump: Roc´s Feather
Ability: Hookshot
Overall performance: Master Sword
Luck: Dark Link
@MG:
Lol at tea, XD
I can live with this.
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30 May 12, 09:05AM
(This post was last modified: 30 May 12, 09:05AM by Sepehr.)
This looks more like offtopic.
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(30 May 12, 09:05AM)Sepehr Wrote: This looks more like offtopic.
this ^
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Anybody knows what ExodusS stats represent? O.o
Sepher & Martin
Fun: 0/10
Speech: 0/10
(Martin)Punctuation: 0/10
(Sepher)Modification: 10/10
On topic: 0/10
Friendship: 0/10
Awesomeness: 0/10
Overall impression: 0/10
Time spent to do posts: 0/10
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(30 May 12, 09:05AM)Sepehr Wrote: This looks more like offtopic.
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(30 May 12, 11:24PM)ShadowFlameZ Wrote: (30 May 12, 09:05AM)Sepehr Wrote: This [is] offtopic.
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(31 May 12, 04:59AM)Jg99 Wrote: DO ME!
stop whoring jg99
headshot videos or sex, just stop
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(31 May 12, 05:01AM)Cemer Wrote: (31 May 12, 04:59AM)Jg99 Wrote: DO ME!
stop whoring jg99
headshot videos or sex, just stop Thank you.
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I MEAN AS IN MY STATS. lol
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31 May 12, 12:43PM
(This post was last modified: 31 May 12, 12:44PM by kleinkariert.)
paulmuaddibKA Wrote:|40+|Shad-99
...
FUN : 10 XD Weeeeeeeee Xdddddddddddddddddddddddd
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(30 May 12, 11:20PM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: Sepher & Martin
Paul:
ability to spell both names correctly: 0/10
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(29 May 12, 12:03AM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: Overall performance: 9001/10
Dis ain't DBZ.
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(30 May 12, 11:20PM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: 0/10 on Sepehr and Marti
because stats reflect OP's bias, not actual skill, in this world
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