The Awesome and Senseless History of Assault Cube

[ChaoticToSayTheLeast]

OMG, pedobear!!
:D

[Hav0c]

Isn't fake quoting against the rules :P

[ChaoticToSayTheLeast]

Shit, there are rules?? e.o

[Frogulis]

And then Frogulis realised that Miss Li had been a good move in the development of the plot.

[ChaoticToSayTheLeast]

And proceeded to hit on her.

[Hav0c]

With unusually bad hitting on skillz

[Lantry]

After he grew tired of beating up girls,

[Lightning]

and requested a second mod edit for the first post.

[Frogulis]

Lightning got a "Fragment" grammar error and MS Word ate him.

[Hav0c]

Because Ms word has teeth and shizz.
FINALLY

[Frogulis]

* Frogulis immediately switches to OpenOffice.org
O_O
But then

[Hav0c]

lol

Hav0c suddenly opened Ms PowerPoint, where he made a slideshow of a tbag.

[V-Man]

Then his Micro$oft bill came in the mail

[DeafieGamer]

and mail read " Microsoft want to let you know that's you been hacked "

[Hav0c]

But, they phail'd the post because i gave them a fake address.

[Frogulis]

10, SomethingOrOther Road, SuburbInAustraliaSomewhereOrOther?

[Orynge]

So it arrived at DrauL's house.

[Hav0c]

19 something way. Where

[V-Man]

there was a

[Hav0c]

Monster who goes by the name of, 'Draul'

[ChaoticToSayTheLeast]

, the anal prober'.
DrauL then probed

[Viper]

a freshly caught alaskan salmon. Upon returning to his mushroom house DrauL thought

[ChaoticToSayTheLeast]

"I wonder if those charges were ever dropped?", and proceeded to contemplate tripping on his house when OUT OF NOWHERE MAKKE STARTED TO

[Hav0c]

Talk to his half sister, Miss Li, by Skype.
When

[Frogulis]

Frogulis's internet connection took over the world and Skype started lagging.
But then.....

[Vermi]

So Vermi hooked up some optical fiber to Frogulis' vas deferens

[Frogulis]

O_o
I don't think you quite understand how the internet works ;)

Suddenly the thread continued!

[Hav0c]

Onto how sexylicious Hav0c was ;P
when suddenly,

[V-Wifey]

I noticed the family resemblance Miss Li had to Jamz and Makke!
They both have...

[Duckett]

The same reproductive organs