The Awesome and Senseless History of Assault Cube

[V-Man]

Then this thread enrolled in Middle School...

[Ronald_Reagan]

Then V-Man broke the form...

[#M|A#Wolf]

and we joyed to the world, for the Lord had come.

[Frogulis]

and I was sad, as the lord Frogulis hadn't spoken to me yet. And their numbers grew legion, cunning of foxes, Mammon slept....I'm getting offtopic here...
But then V-Man

[Cemer]

did a V-

[Duckett]

Whateva, and enrolled his Script to Eat breakfast in the mapping competition, and Halo was like Aight, but it has to be made from sh**

[Frogulis]

then Aight was like, what?

[Hav0c]

Wild zubat appeared!
*Blastoise uses hydro cannon

Zubat fainted!

Then everyone trolled me for playing Fire Red.
All of a sudden,

[Frogulis]

Frogulis

[Duckett]

Saw MykeGregory get his sniper out, through the corner of his Eye. So then Frog pulled out his AR and got epically headshot.

[Chill]

Then the fat lady sang

[Hav0c]

La de dum la de dum
Suddenly, the fat lady imploded from the outside, which doesn't make sense.

[Leoi]

Boom De Ah Dah, Boom De Ah Dah, Boom De Ah Dah, Boom De Ah Dah.

[Frogulis]

Frog pulled out his AR and got epically headshot.

Yep. That sounds like me ;)

[V-Man]

La de dum la de dum
Suddenly, the fat lady imploded from the outside, which doesn't make sense.

Sure it does. To implode implies "from the outside" in.

[Frogulis]

But then the thread continued in its original direction...
=.=
Way to get offtopic...gawsh

[Hav0c]

ROFLCOPTERLMAOLOL

yeah guys.... sheez...

Out of no where E.T popped up and pointed his finger at you, which

[Frogulis]

made me tempted to play a 24 hour match of TOSOK on ac_douze. With voting disabled. AND NO OPTION TO DISCONNECT! OHNOES!
But then the server crashed

[V-Wifey]

because the fat lady sat on it, and then she took the fat suite off and *POOF* V-man's wife came into existence, and she's all like
"Heeeeyyyy Yoooooooooou Guuuuyyyys!"

[V-Man]

Due to being

[V-Wifey]

PWNED ninja'd

[ChaoticToSayTheLeast]

And I was like, 'V-Man got hitched?'
And people were like, 'No sh*t!'
And then I was like, 'WTF, no invite?'
And then that damn ferret crawled into the turtle again,
And then jamz

[Frogulis]

lived

[Hav0c]

due to all those hard spankings from his wife.

I went there ;D

[Frogulis]

However, jamz's wife was

[Hav0c]

makkE's half sister, Miss Li

[VenteX]

who- Holy shit, V-Wifey! :O

[Hav0c]

Exclaimed Ventex when he realised that V-Wifey had 5 posts.

[V-Man]

and counting.

[Vermi]

Exclaimed Ventex when he realised that V-Wifey was 5.