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Toyota Prius that
The Awesome and Senseless History of Assault Cube
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08 Mar 11, 11:10PM
Toyota Prius that
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ran 64 miles to a gallon of gasoline
,he got an attorney to sue KH due to his obesity and bulimic issues.
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Then he split the atom of a molecule
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and blew up the facility he was in
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But survived to find
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that his hands
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were covered with paper mâché.
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and super glue
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(period) Now he could
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be a spaceman
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like his father.
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Script for bringing back Michael Jackson he
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raped a monkey
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and drove his Prius to Melbourne, where he
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found the key to saving HI-SKILL,
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which was, in fact, a fat stack of stripper money
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and then forgot what happened to makkE in all of this.
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But then DrauL
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(new paragraph)
All of a sudden a new evil rose up , and that evil's named was MusicMan10 then
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Gibstick readied his sniper
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and then tossed it aside and pulled out his oh-so-handy smg
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but then DrauL
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came raging in because they ignored him.
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DrauL then
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died.
Then out of nowhere
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Huntsman died.
(pwnt)
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Then, THE WORLD EXPLODED.
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and Frogulis realised just how awesome and senseless this really is.
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The end
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