https://www.sendspace.com/file/ao8eky
no wonder this tournament failed
it was just a normal day with normal weather and with my normal routine of playing good ol' AssaultCube. i started the game up, and i wanted to approach it a little differently. i changed my name to UltraLaggerMan, which i deemed most consistent indeed. something good will happen today, i thought. but life takes the opposing course.
i had an inter against him. it was on depot and i hit the jackpot as i had the better team (not with him). it was a slow-paced game as you would expect from a slow-paced map like depot. as the flags stacked up, little quico eventually boiled up to the utmost. oh, he couldn't take it anymore; as G1gantuan clutches mid, leaving two rotting corpses, FUCKING LAGGER he did spout, and the flag was down for the count!
"ur just FUCKING lagger", he boldly says. "IDIOT game", he dominantly declares. "1v1 me you will see", oh no, he terrifies me!
oh dear quico, please do not do this to me. i'm just a poor little boy who is nothing to be.
as i tread about the masses of pubs, wherein every corner is filled with doubt, i did not myself expect to have our lovely little reunion, little quico. i jump-started, "heyyy quico i got da demo!" and i also found nemo, too. i did not quite expect you to be so rude!
there was ISIS|armed, there was the entirety of Unbreakable|, there were new players... there was light. oh, but the slightest of dark had stood out the most. you got my attention, little quico, and i will continue to give it to you.
"IDC about your opinion". "YOUR just lagger noob". my just lagger noob? why, i do not have in my possession such a valuable artifact. why do you assume the extremities with me? i just wanted to drop by for a little chat, was that too much for a mad-cat?
he goes on and on and on; overpouring with anger, summoning a storm of fiery insults! you make me so hot, quico! please do not stop flaming me. i am about to reach the point of no return, you continue to hit the best of spots... ohhh, no, i'm...... COMINGGGGGGGGG
I came. to inform you that your puny existence operates on a cane! so weak, so fragile, i poked you... and you fall this way. i'm just a poor little boy who is nothing to be, oh dear quico, why do you have to be so rude with me?!
I tried to talk with you, as if you were a rational human being! but you gave me only reason to think of you as a non-reasoning demeaning cunt. "you are now blacklisted G1gantuan", well you can go and fuck yourself too.
you had the initiative, you were given a head-start. was my jump-start too startling for you? it was a mere reference, but you thought of it as something else! and so you assumed the opposition, against a helpless division, raining fire on my heart of steel, which backfired until you dropped to kneel! and yet i still did not say anything notable... and from that position, you continued your assault. in-game and in insult! the cube gods smile down at you! but no... I WILL BACKTALK YOU.
Yo,
this here is a little appeal to those who weren't here to make note of a feel
this here is a little appeal to little quico here who hasn't got to kneel
this here is a little appear to those bitches here who haven't seen the need
this here is a little thrill to little fucker here who hasn't sucked my seed
bitch, i fuck you up
i fucked you up and i still want you up
cuz i dont want no-one wants to fuck this up
(cuz i dont want no-one wants to fuck this up)
bitch, i fuck you up
i fucked you up and i still want you up
cuz i dont want no-one wants to fuck this up
(cuz i dont want no-one wants to fuck this up)
i still haven't sealed the tucker here in containment,
it'll shoot through you like the pavement
you'll feel the blow as you see my flow
don't you feel my blow,
dont you see the door?!
just quit, you fucking bitch, i don't care
i'll seal the deal like i'm Lopez
and i'll see to it that you won't get to snitch what I got in here,
little poppa's bitch!
suck on that baby, cry lagger cry
stack after stack and i still got nine
bullets left and got what it fucking takes
to make this bitch cry in a motherfucking haste
suck on that baby, cry lagger cry
stack after stack and i still got time
time to dine, on this fucking mime
teary boom biddy, flowing like a kiddy.
and that, my friends, is the fucking conclusion
of this protuding delusion
and i swear to God that whatever you do
i'll hop by still cuz i'm motherfuckin cool
blacklisting me won't change a thing,
black-eyed kid and i ain't feel a thing
cuz i'm motherfuckin gangster,
God of War, God of You too,
bitch.
