The Unofficial Guide To AssaultCube Interactions
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1. Camper available? Vote camper
2. Twintowers gigacubes available? Vote twintowersgigacubes.
3. Did you get headshot three times in a row for not moving after spawn? Call that player an aimbot
4. Is someone lagging? Speedhack
5. Did your vote for camper not work? Vote again.
6. Are you out of votes? Disconnect and revote.
7. Is someone trying to kick you because you're trolling? Vote kick/ban them for "teamkilling you little fagnoob".
8. Is no one reacting to your trolling? Talk about their mother
9. Is the admin on? Taunt the admin.
10. Did you get a lucky shot? Be sure to type "LELZ NOOB"
11. Are you not playing desert3 ctf or shine ctf? Vote des3 ctf
12. Are you not playing shine ctf are playing desert3 ctf? vote shine ctf
13. Are you playing anything except TOSOK or CTF or camper TDM? Vote camper TDM
14. Can't vote douze ctf? Go th the forums and cry. [MCS]
15. Not t-bagging? Call Myke. [Nukpwr]

Did I miss anything?
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#2
Don't forget: can't vote douze ctf? go to the forums and cry
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#3
14. Not t-bagging?
call Myke.
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#4
15. Too much teabagging? Call PERROS
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#5
"silence is golden?" - install linux

*offtopic sry
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#6
Conversation making too much sense? Call 1cap.
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#7
16. are the players in the server too bad? start writing "ImTopNoCry"
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(26 Dec 13, 04:01AM)EndGame Wrote: 16. are the players in the server too bad? start writing "ImTopNoCry"
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17. Abnormal client behavior detected due to edge jumping? F2 the vote to remove bans.

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#9
This is so retarded. Seriously, if you are trying to be funny you need to show at least some logic in your points instead of writing a bunch of senseless bullshit. I mean, look at this:

(25 Dec 13, 09:40PM)Mousikos Wrote: 11. Are you not playing desert3 ctf? Vote des3 ctf
12. Are you not playing shine ctf? vote shine ctf
If you are playing neither, what do you vote?! Why did you have to create this endless cycle?! What is the matter with you?!
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#10
Do you want to look like a retard in front of the community? Make this thread

Yw <3
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#11
Want to annoy people on the server? Spam voicecoms!
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#12
(26 Dec 13, 09:25PM)D3M0NW0LF Wrote: Want to annoy people on the server? Spam voicecoms!

Yes and spam them with an invisible message so no one knows who is spamming.

why no gema? gema has golden moments!

- connects and kills everyone with a shotgun
- his self esteem and overall joy go through the roof
- then gets kicked for reason "no kill"
- comes back with a big WTF bubble above his head and starts killing again
- 4 people of which 2 are on his team spawn rape and gangbag him untill he disconnects and goes to play a camper map.
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#13
Did you get killed by a spawn guy? Call him "CAMPER"!
Did you get powned by a lagger? Call him "CHEATER"!
Did you get raped by a hacker? Report him in the blacklist thread!
Did you headshot many times in a row by a lucky scoping? Say "Noscope" (Like a boss).
Did you get kicked? Change your nickname, re-enter in the server and play in peace...
Did you go in enemy base like Rambo and be killed by many persons? Say 2v1 (or more if possible).
Is someone speedhacking? Rush with the AR to compete him.
Is someone in spectator mode? Not sure if he's spying or just AFK...
Is someone AFK? Go in the enemy base and headshot him (do it every round if it's a TOSOK mod, ...).
Is someone playing match, then he have to leave? Call it "RAGEQUIT"!
Is someone well ranked in the LADDER and you are jealous? Impersonate him and down his ratio.
Is someone no moving and still block you in a way? Teamkill him and say "Sorry"!
Are you blacklisted to a noob server? Go in the forum and cry!
Can't vote a favorite map/mod? wait and revote it by saying "Free porn push F1"!
Do you want be called noob? Play with shotgun.
Do you want make raging someone that you hate? T-bag him a lot of times (Y u mad bro?).
Do you want calm down after a f***ing bad game? Cry hard and punch any object around your desktop (Your stress will decrease); Then reconnect in AC and say "Hi" to everyone kkk!
Do you want joke with a newbie? Say him to write "/quit" then press enter (he will do it for sure).
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#14
If you see someone getting TK'd by the same person over and over again be sure to not help them out in anyway!

If you see someone with -3 score BAN THEM!
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#15
Someone TKs once, maybe by accident? Kick!
Doesn't pass? Keep trying even if they didn't do it again!
They come back? Kick again even if they didn't do it again!

Someone lags a bit? Don't let them know, just kick! Wheeeeeeeeee

How to chat on AC:

/kick [CN to talk to] [message]
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#16
Gets a headshot. Thinks he's a pro

Gets headshotted, call them a hacker.
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#17
Open an Trhead and ask for explanations from the Admins or Mods - Two users speak off topic and thread is closed for no reason.
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(27 Dec 13, 02:23PM)Krayce Wrote: Do you want be called noob? Play with shotgun.

boo! you are the noob, who calls to other noob for being fragged whit a weapon that you...

hate? lol
booo!
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#19
lowercase names and aliases mean you are good
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#20
(28 Dec 13, 04:05AM)Cemer Wrote: lowercase names and aliases mean you are good
very rarely are unarmeds actually bad.
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