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#301
27 Mar 11, 05:07AM
All their faces went like this >:O

Then they ran outside to
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#302
27 Mar 11, 06:06AM
jump in some ice water.
They all swore to never try Viagra again.

The next day....
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#303
27 Mar 11, 10:03AM
A wild zubat appeared.
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#304
27 Mar 11, 12:27PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Go EFG!
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EFG uses Fail!
EFG...hurt itself?
EFG fainted!
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#305
27 Mar 11, 01:05PM
Yeah.


But then Miss Li started wearing a name tag! AND HER FIRST NAME WAS REVEALED...
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#306
28 Mar 11, 06:06AM (This post was last modified: 28 Mar 11, 06:10AM by V-Man.)
...it is Chun.
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(Chun Li is contemplating the beauty of her brother's awesome contributions to AC.)
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28 Mar 11, 11:04AM
DrauL appeared wondering why he didn't notice people were talking about him on the last page when suddenly
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#308
28 Mar 11, 10:44PM
he disappeared again!
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#309
29 Mar 11, 12:53PM
And then wonders why Chun Li is so buff
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29 Mar 11, 06:13PM (This post was last modified: 29 Mar 11, 06:14PM by Duckett.)
Chun Li Then realises that Duckett|KH| was the man of her dreams, so she
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30 Mar 11, 06:43AM
went back to NW China, to escape her unmanageable urges.
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31 Mar 11, 06:44AM
DrauL managed to smuggle himself onto the plane where
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#313
31 Mar 11, 07:04AM (This post was last modified: 31 Mar 11, 07:05AM by V-Wifey.)
He sat between a blond, a brunette and a redhead
and and and.... the flight attendant walked into a bar!
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#314
31 Mar 11, 07:21AM
*clunk*
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#315
31 Mar 11, 08:36AM
The bar happened to be a Ak47's barrel, which a terrorist was holding.
He screamed and shot the bar maid. After he shot her
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#316
31 Mar 11, 11:36AM
and Holy Diver... this tread is still going. I've been probed on this thread. D:

We all meet at the "First Annual AC Convention."
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31 Mar 11, 01:33PM
...held, due to a massive coincidence, in North Western China.
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#318
31 Mar 11, 02:22PM
so back to the convention... where Froguslis spammed about massive coincidence's...
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#319
31 Mar 11, 04:38PM
A new guy walked in by the name of...
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#320
01 Apr 11, 05:45AM
Yahtzee, who had a certain resemblance to a certain MorganKell, so a wild lvl. 7000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
MorganKell appeared, and Joined Yahtzee on his quest to "catch 'em all"
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#321
01 Apr 11, 07:58AM
The sheer gravitational force of just his EXP level
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two plus two is vagina. :-)
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#322
01 Apr 11, 06:07PM
was forcing gibs from the sky.
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#323
01 Apr 11, 11:29PM
DrauL died for the second time.
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#324
02 Apr 11, 01:27AM
Only to be revived by a quick revive that the morgan had bought at a pokemart. The ac convention then came to a hostage situation when the CLA terrorists
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02 Apr 11, 01:52AM
Then the RVSF realized that CLA was the good guys,
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#326
02 Apr 11, 06:43AM
so everyone stopped playing AC?
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02 Apr 11, 07:22AM
The [] :)
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#328
02 Apr 11, 08:14AM (This post was last modified: 02 Apr 11, 08:14AM by Huntsman.)
Banana floated away on a boat o.O
Then it PERMANENTLY killed DrauL
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#329
02 Apr 11, 05:07PM
BUT WHO WAS PHONE!?!
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#330
03 Apr 11, 06:43AM
It was a smartphone!
[After a very long time...NEW PARAGRAPH!]
Suddenly, an RPG was introduced...
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