| What's it matter? | |||
| More than a human's | 7 | 13.46% | |
| More than a hacker's | 12 | 23.08% | |
| More than a camper's | 5 | 9.62% | |
| 4 quid at Sainsbury's | 10 | 19.23% | |
| More than a plant's | 5 | 9.62% | |
| Less than a plant's | 5 | 9.62% | |
| It's entirely inconsequential. It's a chicken. | 8 | 15.38% | |
| Total: | 52 vote(s) | 100% | |