The Awesome and Senseless History of Assault Cube
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Well, this is basically the "3 word story" game but the difference is that the topic must be related to AC. Use your imagination and Hf :).

I'll start:

Once upon a

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Once upon a time, makkE said let there be shit in the mysterious ac_douze. The noobs pwned Elven bad, and teabagged a lot until MykeGregory cried becaused one dropped a nade, losing the match. Because this strange tall and charming man called Brahma said "let there be anticheats!", beers for everyone, except for Elven …because he is 12. After having his free beer, V-Man said "Time for breakfast!" and ate (using cubescript of course) his breakfast of edible cooked food. Then got scared because the police beat up Feng, stole his purse, bought grenades, and let one drop. "Aush aush aush" was the sound V-Man made when his plan was a success. Then Elven walked in and splattered anyone left standing. Then very politely teabagged MykeGregory, because it was ironic.
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Time, makkE said let there be shit.
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In the mysterious
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ac_douze. The noobs
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pwned Elven bad,
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And teabagged alot.
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Untill MykeGregory cryed
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because one dropped a nade
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carglass pwnage clown
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OOPS I MESSED UP
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, losing the match.
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because this strange
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tall and charming man called Brahma,
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said "let there be anticheats!", and
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beers for everyone,
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except for Elven
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..because he's 12.

After having his free beer, V-Man said...
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"time for breakfast!"
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...and ate, (using CubeScript of course,) his breakfast of...
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edible cooked food.

Then got scared....
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because the police
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beat up Feng
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stole his purse
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and bought grenades
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Let one drop,
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aush aush aush
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...was the sound V-Man made when his plan was a success.

Then Elven walked in and...
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splattered anyone left standing.

Then very politely teabags...
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MikeGregory, because it was ironic.
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(new paragraph)
Within the halls of...
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