08 Oct 14, 10:48PM
(08 Oct 14, 07:47AM)G1gantuan Wrote: my balls are gigantuan. your training camp wouldn't be able to handle me sorry
I'm certain we can accommodate you. Every contingency has been carefully anticipated and planned for. No nut is too large or small.
Even those younger players whose nuts have yet to drop can get Dr. Waffles (with written parental consent of course) to speed up the process through various techniques or fit the patient with a nut sack prosthetic...i must also mention that this option will also be available to all females wishing to join.
(08 Oct 14, 03:33PM)DrauL Wrote: wow
Where the hell is Myke to save us from this heathen
I am certain this thread will get Mykes full approval and blessing, as he is a true pro teabagger and understands my mission quest.