08 Oct 14, 01:32AM
(08 Oct 14, 01:04AM)Waffles Wrote: I expect a high salary to be your scrotum-enhancer physician.
Waffles, I assure you that you will make large 6 figures, clean operating facilities, have an air conditioned hut with a mosquito net on your bed, and the best food in the camp. I will fly women in once a month for my top staff.
You'll even be free to do a few experiments on the new recruits if you wish. Maybe make some dude have 3 nuts and see how he does....?
(08 Oct 14, 01:18AM)Vanquish Wrote: I am willing to enlist my grade A spunk bunkers for whatever devious machinations you and your training camp can concoct. Sign me up!
Your plane tickets are in the FedEx. I hope you are up to the task of the vigorous training conditions....it will be brutal as "The Masta" demands excellence out of every recruit and will spare the bamboo rod for noone.
Welcome to the nut brotherhood.