25 Dec 14, 05:17PM
(25 Dec 14, 04:16AM)Kysto Wrote: Money$hot, I have a question to ask you. How long did it take you to master the art of teabagging and do you keep count of your victims? If so, how many bodies have you teabagged? If you do not know the answer, how many bodies do you teabag on a daily or weekly basis?
Thank you, that is a very good question. I first started teabagging around 1983 when Donkey King arcade game came out and Mario could squat. It took me over ten years to refine my technique and I spent 3 years in China with a tbag master to teach me the ancient techniques.
I keep detailed counts of my victims. To date, I have teabagged 23,463 players on AC. Each match I play I usually teabag around 20-30 players, some of them my kills and some of them warm bodies left by other players' kills.
Come to my camp and learn the art of teabagging. (unless you are already here)