confusing?

[RikPik]

You're in a mansion and the power's out.

You finally come to some signs on three doors.
One says "Death from drowning," another says "Death from machine guns," and the last one says "Death from electric chair."
Then you see a big sign off to the side that says "Or stay in the mansion and starve to death."

Well Electric Chair wouldn't work because the power's out so i'll pick that one sir

Why am I in a mansion anyway???