15 Oct 14, 11:24PM
Since I will be living amongst you in the camp, I thought I would show you a picture of my palatial hut in which I will be living.
![[Image: 201105210631004545.jpg]](http://www.chinatourprop.com/UploadFile/Sights/201105210631004545.jpg)
Sometimes I will walk among you on foot with my bamboo discipline rod and other times I will choose to ride in my human carried covered chariot adorned with drapes and sexy fan girls that feed me grapes.
I would also like you all to know that the funding for purchase and construction of my camp came from a $6.5 million dollar grant from the non- profit group: I.T.B.A.G (International Tea Baggers Associate Group), of which I happen to also be the Chairman. ITBAG is a world wide association of players of all games where teabagging is possible.
I was eligible for the grant because of evidence that I provided the board showing the extremely poor teabagging skills of those very few who do actually teabag, and the general lack of teabaggers in AC.
My methods, curriculum, rules, regulations, personal teachings, discipline and training are fully vetted and sanctioned by the ITBAG. Therefore, complaints of abuse and mistreatment will fall on deaf ears. I have been given full control of the camp, period.
Odds are you will need to be beaten at least 3 times per week to keep you in line with the strict discipline, rules and regulations expected of you. Bear that in mind before you sign up. But I assure you that you will leave my camp as a certified Professional Teabagger with all the respect due to you on the servers.
Sometimes I will walk among you on foot with my bamboo discipline rod and other times I will choose to ride in my human carried covered chariot adorned with drapes and sexy fan girls that feed me grapes.
I would also like you all to know that the funding for purchase and construction of my camp came from a $6.5 million dollar grant from the non- profit group: I.T.B.A.G (International Tea Baggers Associate Group), of which I happen to also be the Chairman. ITBAG is a world wide association of players of all games where teabagging is possible.
I was eligible for the grant because of evidence that I provided the board showing the extremely poor teabagging skills of those very few who do actually teabag, and the general lack of teabaggers in AC.
My methods, curriculum, rules, regulations, personal teachings, discipline and training are fully vetted and sanctioned by the ITBAG. Therefore, complaints of abuse and mistreatment will fall on deaf ears. I have been given full control of the camp, period.
Odds are you will need to be beaten at least 3 times per week to keep you in line with the strict discipline, rules and regulations expected of you. Bear that in mind before you sign up. But I assure you that you will leave my camp as a certified Professional Teabagger with all the respect due to you on the servers.