09 Jul 10, 09:39PM
eg. "Jaguar takes the flag. Jaguar has been playing AC for over a year; a very accomplished player who was once blacklisted by mistake. He should score this flag easi..oh! I spoke too soon. The cover from his teammates was appalling there. Shocking. Fortunately, one of them has recovered the flag and scored the point. I'm not sure how happy Jaguar will be about that."
"Oooh! A stray 'nade from some noob into the base there has wiped out teammate BunnySoul. Bunny is *not* going to be happy about that...and there's the ban vote, with admin to drive it home. Shouldn't be chucking nades into your own base mate. Bunny tries to get on his way again, but now some other noob, probably a friend of the first, has called a ban vote on him. This can only turn out bad for noob number two."
"Not really a level playing field here. We've got CLA on a 2.4 ratio and RVSF performing poorly on 0.4, barely able to get out of their base. Something needs to be done to even up the teams. Ah, the shuffle vote comes in. Should be using forcteam really, but that would require someone who was paying attention in the first place. Sadly there seem to be too many F2's on the vote. Gotta keep up those ratios, eh? Oh no! To cap the poor display, one of the RVSF has called a kick vote on CLA's best player! For camping!! DUDE, IT'S A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY!!! And somehow the vote has passed. YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS!!!! *sigh*"
Or something like that...
"Oooh! A stray 'nade from some noob into the base there has wiped out teammate BunnySoul. Bunny is *not* going to be happy about that...and there's the ban vote, with admin to drive it home. Shouldn't be chucking nades into your own base mate. Bunny tries to get on his way again, but now some other noob, probably a friend of the first, has called a ban vote on him. This can only turn out bad for noob number two."
"Not really a level playing field here. We've got CLA on a 2.4 ratio and RVSF performing poorly on 0.4, barely able to get out of their base. Something needs to be done to even up the teams. Ah, the shuffle vote comes in. Should be using forcteam really, but that would require someone who was paying attention in the first place. Sadly there seem to be too many F2's on the vote. Gotta keep up those ratios, eh? Oh no! To cap the poor display, one of the RVSF has called a kick vote on CLA's best player! For camping!! DUDE, IT'S A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY!!! And somehow the vote has passed. YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS!!!! *sigh*"
Or something like that...