The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
[18:46] <+whop> my ball sack only has one ball



[18:49] <+whop_match> all the AC community knows i just bullshit
[18:49] <+whop_match> im not a troll
[18:49] <+whop_match> but a bullshitter

*moments later*

[18:50] <+whop_match> wtf
[18:50] <+whop_match> fuck you Fate
[18:50] <@Fate> ?
[18:50] <+whop_match> edit that shit
[18:50] <+whop_match> now
[18:50] <@Fate> what
[18:50] <@Fate> edit what
[18:50] <@Fate> why
[18:50] <@Fate> ?
[18:50] <+whop_match> you better edit it
[18:50] <@Fate> why
[18:50] <+whop_match> dont make me put the link
[18:50] <@Fate> ?
[18:50] <@Fate> what link
[18:50] <+whop_match> lol
[18:50] <@Fate> ?
[18:50] <+whop_match> Fate
[18:50] <@Fate> hello!
[18:50] <+whop_match> I didnt want to have to do this
[18:50] <@Fate> bracing for impact
[18:51] <+whop_match> lol
[18:51] <+whop_match> wait for it
[18:51] <@Fate> -waits-
[18:51] <@Fate> hurry up
[18:51] <@Fate> cmon
[18:51] <+whop_match> look at the shit right now
[18:51] <@Fate> link plz
[18:51] <+whop_match> the assault cube threads
[18:51] * B}Orynge headbangs
[18:52] <@Fate> LOL
[18:52] <+whop_match> i feel back for Stackzo
[18:52] <+whop_match> had to involve him
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[19:01] <+whop_match> i got to get payback on Fate
[19:04] <+whop_match> revenge is just totally trolling
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[15:11:37]    eQ|sgtd    eQ|Nukpwr: we got a 2v2
[15:11:39]    eQ|sgtd    lets go
[15:11:40]    eQ|Nukpwr    DUDE
[15:11:41]    eQ|sgtd    me and you
[15:11:42]    eQ|Nukpwr    BUSY
[15:11:44]    eQ|sgtd    NO
[15:11:46]    eQ|Nukpwr    YES
[15:11:48]    eQ|sgtd    u are on irc
[15:11:49]    eQ|sgtd    wtf
[15:11:56]    eQ|Nukpwr    I have to slowly get back into AC
[15:11:59]    eQ|sgtd    just like mai
[15:12:01]    eQ|sgtd    busy
[15:12:03]    eQ|sgtd    skyrim
[15:12:03]    eQ|Nukpwr    You can't throw a newborn into a lake
[15:12:04]    eQ|sgtd    BS
[15:12:07]    eQ|Nukpwr    and expect it to swim
[15:12:11]    eQ|sgtd    plz
[15:12:14]    eQ|sgtd    its vs hype
[15:12:19]    eQ|sgtd    we have a decent chance
[15:12:28]    eQ|Nukpwr    My moral is low
[15:12:30]    eQ|sgtd    just this and ur done for the day
[15:12:31]    NAC|ResTEasY    if you want easier team we will be happy to play
[15:12:33]    eQ|Nukpwr    Tell me I'm sexy
[15:12:40]    eQ|sgtd    ur the sexiest
[15:12:44]    eQ|sgtd    sexy Nuk
[15:12:49]    eQ|Nukpwr    Okay now I feel dirty, and moraless.
[15:12:49]    eQ|sgtd    i've ever seen
[15:12:52]    eQ|Nukpwr    That didn't work at all
[15:12:55]    eQ|sgtd    lmfao
[15:12:57]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
[15:13:00]    eQ|sgtd    GET UR ASS IN GEAR
[15:13:02]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    I'm quoting this shit
[15:13:05]    eQ|sgtd    2v2 NOW

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[15:48:38]    B}Orynge    wtf is wrong with my client
[15:48:58]    B}titi    drugs
[15:49:03]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Alcohol
[15:49:06]    B}Ronald_Reagan    dont do them
[15:49:30]    Waffles    the more you know
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[19:16] <@JoeSmith> man toothpaste is goofd for your moutch
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(15 Dec 11, 09:44PM)Ronald_Reagan Wrote: Thread do closed
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[20:59] <eQ|MaiMeeTur> He's telling you to read the docs
[21:00] <a3r0> thats my problem i have been trying for about 2hours
[21:00] <eQ|MaiMeeTur> You've been trying to read?
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[13:39:43]    eQ|Nukpwr    Maybe if we pit the trolls against each other
[13:39:52]    eQ|Nukpwr    they'll divide by 0 and explode
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(17 Dec 11, 04:31PM)jamz Wrote: Cheating is bad, hamaham. Every time someone cheats, this puppy gets hit with a stick. Why would you do that?
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Quote:<SovU|ResTEasY> im getting blacklisted for something i did in the past correct?
<Brett> well, we hardly blacklist for something you are going to do
<Brett> :minority report:
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During the final tas league match, in TS3


Xiaou: Lol jason is raging so hard
Benson: are you spectating or just listening?
Xiaou: im spect, we are losing the tas league match tdm depot by 11 kills
Benson: ah bad choice
Xiaou: yes, cogu is playing so bad, 1 8 atm
Xiaou: no wait...
Xiaou: now he headshotted 2!
Benson: he is good
Xiaou: oh no they were stopping omg
Xiaou: 1 dR is disconnected
Xiaou: cheetah want to call aellik
Xiaou: ah ok, undead banned cheetah
Xiaou: ok now is 2v3...
Xiaou: 5 kills
Xiaou: ok we are winning
XIaou: gg
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That might be the greatest log ever, Sister <3.
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(16 Dec 11, 10:50PM)ShadowFlameZ Wrote: Y U NO CTF?!


(16 Dec 11, 10:50PM)|DoA| Goko830 Wrote: im not CTF because to many people spawn camp on CTF and its annoying.


(16 Dec 11, 10:53PM)M__Stayla Wrote: It's 100 times more annoying to get campkilled in tosok

Win.

EDIT: 12/18/11 8:25:12

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[20:22] <+Exia> So, in my Honors World History class i am in a group of 4 doing a project on the abductions by North Korea
[20:23] <@B}Verse> Cool beans
[20:23] <+Exia> All this surrounds the fact that many people want the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il, DEAD
[20:23] <+Exia> Well
[20:23] <+Exia> ...
[20:23] <+Exia> http://news.yahoo.com/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-il -69-died-030848603.html
[20:23] <+Exia> irony strikes
[20:23] <+Exia> and coincidence
[20:23] <@B}Nightmare> :)
[20:23] <+Exia> and karma
[20:23] <+Exia> and goodluck/badluck?
[20:23] <+Exia> all in all
[20:23] <+Exia> i fear for my life
[20:23] * Exia hides behind B}
[20:23] <@B}Nightmare> B}'s check forums
[20:24] <@B}Verse> WOW!!!!
[20:24] <@B}Orynge> just did, nothing new XD
[20:24] <@B}Verse> WE will protect the Exia

I am proud to be a part of AC

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[21:23] * B}Droid ([email protected]|AC.ratiowhore.gamesurge) has left #PBClan
[21:23] <+Exia> :o he left B}
[21:30] <@B}Verse> HAHAH!
[21:31] <+Exia> LOL
[21:31] <@B}Verse> Take out of context ace

Droid you just got trolled.
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(19 Dec 11, 08:50AM)DES|Anderson Wrote: Jg99 can translate noob for us if needed ;)

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(17 Dec 11, 08:41PM)Mai Mee Tur Wrote:
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[13:39:43]    eQ|Nukpwr    Maybe if we pit the trolls against each other
[13:39:52]    eQ|Nukpwr    they'll divide by 0 and explode
I laughed so hard XD
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http://forum.cubers.net/thread-4460.html
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Quote:[18:13] <@sgtd> !8ball is whop a jew?
[18:13] <@ChanServ> sgtd: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
[18:13] <@sgtd> trololol
[18:13] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> >.>
[18:14] <+Bugboy1028> !8ball is sgtd idiot?
[18:14] <@ChanServ> Bugboy1028: Who do you think I am, DiLL?
[18:14] <+Bugboy1028> !8ball is sgtd super idiot?
[18:14] <@ChanServ> Bugboy1028: Not on your life.
[18:14] <@sgtd> haha
[18:14] <+Bugboy1028> !8ball is sgtd super super idiot?
[18:14] <@ChanServ> Bugboy1028: Who do you think I am, DiLL?
[18:14] <@sgtd> owned
[18:14] <+Bugboy1028> !8ball is sgtd super super super idiot?
[18:14] <@ChanServ> Bugboy1028: Not on your life.
[18:14] <+Bugboy1028> Grrr
[18:14] <@sgtd> hahahah
[18:14] <@Snorlax> JAM IT IT YOUR BOX
[18:14] <@sgtd> hahahah
[18:15] <@sgtd> !8ball is Bugboy1028 a noob?
[18:15] <@ChanServ> sgtd: No.
[18:15] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> Alright
[18:15] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> :|
[18:15] <+Bugboy1028> !8ball is eQ|MaiMeeTur happy?
[18:15] <@ChanServ> Bugboy1028: Maybe so.
[18:15] <@Snorlax> My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right it's better than yours
[18:15] <@sgtd> lol
[18:15] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> If you don't stop the spam
[18:15] <@Snorlax> spamz
[18:15] <@Snorlax> I add a z, I'm immune.
[18:15] <@sgtd> haha
[18:15] <+Luckyg666> i smell a ban hammer coming :3
[18:15] <+Bugboy1028> !8ball is eQ|MaiMeeTur happy after I stop spamming?
[18:15] <@ChanServ> Bugboy1028: Are you mad?!
[18:16] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> Bugboy1028 :|
[18:16] * Bugboy1028 was kicked by sgtd ([email protected]) Reason (Bugboy1028)
[18:16] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> One more, and I'll kick you
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[18:16] * ChanServ sets mode +v Bugboy1028 for #eq-clan
[18:16] <@sgtd> lol
[18:16] <@Snorlax> lol too late
[18:16] <+Luckyg666> !8ball Is there a ban hammer coming?
[18:16] <@ChanServ> Luckyg666: Yes.
[18:16] <+Luckyg666> lmaoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[18:16] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> You too Luckyg666 :P
[18:16] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> Just saying
[18:16] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> <3
[18:16] <@Snorlax> !8ball spamz...?
[18:16] <@ChanServ> Snorlax: Maybe so.
[18:16] <+Luckyg666> <3
[18:16] <@sgtd> !8ball is MaiMeetur gonna get drunk tonight?
[18:16] <@Snorlax> Baws
[18:16] <@ChanServ> sgtd: Who do you think I am, DiLL?
[18:16] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> Dammit
[18:16] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> !kick sgtd Stop
[18:16] * sgtd was kicked by ChanServ ([email protected]) Reason ((eQ|MaiMeeTur) Stop)
[18:16] <@Snorlax> Who the fuck is DiLL
[18:16] <+Bugboy1028> !8ball STOP SPAMMING
[18:16] <@ChanServ> Bugboy1028: Yes.
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[18:16] * ChanServ sets mode +o sgtd for #eq-clan
[18:17] <+Aekom> can everyone just stfu
[18:17] <@Snorlax> lolol
[18:17] <+Luckyg666> lmaoooo
[18:17] <+Aekom> gg
[18:17] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> !kcik Bugboy1028
[18:17] <+Bugboy1028> dont
[18:17] <@Snorlax> Lol aekoms mad
[18:17] <+Bugboy1028> D:
[18:17] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> !kick Bugboy1028
[18:17] * Bugboy1028 was kicked by ChanServ ([email protected]) Reason ((eQ|MaiMeeTur) Bye.)
[18:17] <+Luckyg666> quoting this all and putting on the forum.
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[18:17] * Bugboy1028 was kicked by sgtd ([email protected]) Reason (Bugboy1028)

trolololololllllllll
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[22:28:34]    Aekom    i got Savage
[22:28:41]    Aekom    and Savage Full Enhancement
[22:28:49]    Aekom    ...sounds like a sex game now
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[23:28:38]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    eQ|Viper, Aekom, FFA 1 game?
[23:28:48]    Aekom    kay
[23:28:49]    eQ|sgtd    brb, taking the trash out..
[23:29:00]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    eQ|Viper?
[23:29:40]    Aekom    sometimes i think viper is an alien
[23:29:48]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Lol why?
[23:29:50]    Aekom    and he's playing on another planet in the galaxy
[23:29:55]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Lol wut
[23:29:55]    Aekom    and sometimes he gets these time lags
[23:30:00]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Oh
[23:30:01]    eQ|Viper    eQ|MaiMeeTur yes
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(20 Dec 11, 06:30AM)Mai Mee Tur Wrote:
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[23:28:38]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    eQ|Viper, Aekom, FFA 1 game?
[23:28:48]    Aekom    kay
[23:28:49]    eQ|sgtd    brb, taking the trash out..
[23:29:00]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    eQ|Viper?
[23:29:40]    Aekom    sometimes i think viper is an alien
[23:29:48]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Lol why?
[23:29:50]    Aekom    and he's playing on another planet in the galaxy
[23:29:55]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Lol wut
[23:29:55]    Aekom    and sometimes he gets these time lags
[23:30:00]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Oh
[23:30:01]    eQ|Viper    eQ|MaiMeeTur yes

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[23:30:15]    eQ|Viper    but Aekom, I like girls
[23:30:18]    eQ|Viper    gg
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Quote:Keller - by Mr.Floppy
...
connected: Mr.Floppy
Mr.Floppy: hi
WHOIS client 5:
name Mr.Floppy
IP 84.208.138.x

Mr.Floppy: please tell me if something is wrong on the map ;)
Mr.Floppy: and if something need to get fixed ;)
plinky: What makes you think you're THE Mr.Floppy?
Mr.Floppy: ehh cuz i am...
Mr.Floppy: why shouldent u believe?
Mr.Floppy: cant i play cuz i have maded ome good maps?
plinky: Because Mr.Floppy is in DES, and you do not have the DES tag
Mr.Floppy: ehh i have
you fragged Mr.Floppy
plinky: and Mr.Floppy knows how to shoot
Mr.Floppy: i am mr.floppy and i am much better to made maps then play
plinky: and Mr.Floppy speaks better English than you
Mr.Floppy: my focus is at my maps
Mr.Floppy: i am from ireland!!!
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X-Ray_Dog Wrote:[18:15:33] <@X-Ray_Dog> thats it
[18:15:35] <acrippledkid> lol
[18:15:45] <@Champion> Lol
[18:15:55] <@Champion> And I didn't got that "why did you stop it"
[18:16:18] <@Champion> Anyway, acrippledkid: NEVER interfere in a 1v1 - and X-Ray_Dog: You should figure out why I stopped it
[18:17:04] <acrippledkid> cuz i was interfereing
[18:17:22] <@X-Ray_Dog> women please
[18:17:26] <@X-Ray_Dog> I know you want me
[18:17:28] <@X-Ray_Dog> but calm down
[18:17:30] <acrippledkid> lol
[18:17:31] <@X-Ray_Dog> oh wrong channel
[18:17:33] <acrippledkid> LOOL
[18:17:42] <@Champion> Ufailhard
[18:17:46] <@X-Ray_Dog> xDD
[18:17:53] <@Champion> Lolol
[18:17:56] <@X-Ray_Dog> someone quote that
[18:18:02] * Champion did

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Quote:<R|eQ|uin> Only when a person is one with their shit, may they know the true meaning of shit.
<Champion> And how does this interests me?
<Champion> I want to be wise, not to learn the true meaning of shit.
<R|eQ|uin> to be enlightened, one must know all.
<R|eQ|uin> And to know all, one must know shit.
<R|eQ|uin> Embrace the shit Champion.
<R|eQ|uin> Love it.
<R|eQ|uin> Feel it.
<R|eQ|uin> Eat it.
<R|eQ|uin> Spread it on your toast.
<Champion> It is impossible - no one have enough time to know everything
<R|eQ|uin> You would, if you embraced the shit.
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Quote:[19:19] <@RandumKiwi> It's 7.20am on Christmas day! I BEAT YOU ALL TO CHRISTMAS, YEAAAH!

Proud to be AUS and alone :P
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(23 Dec 11, 01:06AM)GlandeGrandeKA Wrote: Something about GEMAs...?
(23 Dec 11, 02:44AM)SKB Wrote:
lolsrslywtf
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(24 Dec 11, 07:46PM).ExodusS* Wrote:
Quote:[19:19] <@RandumKiwi> It's 7.20am on Christmas day! I BEAT YOU ALL TO CHRISTMAS, YEAAAH!

Proud to be AUS and alone :P

An australian kiwi?
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(24 Dec 11, 07:46PM).ExodusS* Wrote: AUS
Don't you dare.
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On a !reset related thread,
(24 Dec 11, 11:53PM)DES|Anderson Wrote: I find my shotgun also has the ability to make people respawn, although I do think they loose a life.

If you need it type the following in while in game

t I´m over here, kill me, I'm typing!

I dont think people would punctuate, but its so funny.
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