The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
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[x.x.x.x] |SK|KILLER5 logged in (default), AC: 1104|840
[x.x.x.x] |SK|Achmed logged in (default), AC: 1104|840
[x.x.x.x] |SK|Achmed says: 'sorry i have bad connection'
[x.x.x.x] |SK|KILLER5 says: 'hey man.. got lost so i did!1'
[x.x.x.x] |SK|KILLER5 says: 'load terrorist hell'
[x.x.x.x] client |SK|Achmed failed to call a vote: load map 'terrorist_hell' in mode 'tosok' (invalid vote)
[x.x.x.x] |SK|Achmed sent map terrorist_hell rev 33, rejected: no permission for initial upload
[x.x.x.x] |SK|Achmed says: 'i cant send the map'
[x.x.x.x] |SK|KILLER5 fragged |SK|Achmed
[x.x.x.x] |SK|Achmed says: 'we need new server'
[x.x.x.x] |SK|KILLER5 says: 'OK lets find another on'
[x.x.x.x] |SK|KILLER5 says: 'try EXODUS'
[x.x.x.x] disconnected client |SK|Achmed cn 1, 67 seconds played, score saved
[x.x.x.x] disconnected client |SK|KILLER5 cn 0, 141 seconds played, score saved
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(14 Sep 11, 01:10AM)MorganKell Wrote: I think TKers should be rewarded for their bravery under fire. They selflessly offer up their lives as they pump their bullets into unsuspecting teammates. It is a sacrifice worthy of The Remembrance (message V-Man for details).

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[10:15] <+ExodusS> YOU DON'T F***ING CARE ABOUT HOW MANY HOURS OF HARD WORKS HE TOOK HIM TO ORGANIZE THIS ACWC, NOW JUST SHUT THE F**K UP WITH ALL YOUR DISRESPECTFULL MESSAGES ABOUT HIM.
[10:15] <+ExodusS> gn
[10:15] * +ExodusS ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.)

// Removed ip/censure
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(18 Sep 11, 07:18PM)Jg99 Wrote: n00b clan
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#M|A#Z-karLuS (In-game) Wrote:susan boyle is the queen of England, right?
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[19:59] <+jamz> If anyone needs a new connection, it's Fiz
[19:59] <+Orynge> Yup
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Quote:[12:59] <@JoeSmith> my ass pumps out so much gas it could kill everyone in my state
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[23:31] <+LtG> my xbox
[23:32] <+LtG> shes dying
[23:32] <+LtG> ;-;
[23:32] <+LtG> sup shad
[23:32] <+Orynge> D:
[23:32] <+Orynge> Red ring?
[23:32] <+LtG> Orynge: i had four red ring ):
[23:32] <+LtG> i get red ring
[23:32] <+LtG> every week on her
[23:32] <+Orynge> Ouch
[23:32] <@B}ShadowZ> ?
[23:32] <+LtG> 2007 xbox 360, shes old
[23:33] <+Orynge> I have an original Xbox
[23:33] <+Orynge> Controllers are hard to come by these days :(
[23:33] <@B}ShadowZ> ah
[23:33] <@B}ShadowZ> classic

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[23:37] <+LtG> get some original ones then!
[23:37] <+Orynge> That's just it, they're either expensive or not there
[23:38] <@B}ShadowZ> ic

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[23:41] <+LtG> Orynge: lol shad has me on ignore hes so confused
[23:41] <@B}ShadowZ> nice
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<@ilucky> and i had no Seatbelt
<@ilucky> and i flew 30 ft through the side window
<+Bigbaddy> u rolled 6 times ?
<@ilucky> the van did
<+Bigbaddy> and still live ?
<@ilucky> IKR
<@ilucky> i wonder too
<+Bigbaddy> O.o
<+Bigbaddy> o.o
<+Syntaxed> hp?
<@ilucky> LOL
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(29 Sep 11, 08:12PM)_Dust_RJ* Wrote: HI friends come to offer a public servant that desponivel 24 hours a day I hope is contributing to the game to enter the server use that address.

/ Connect duels.servequake.com 55555 match

(29 Sep 11, 08:43PM)tempest Wrote: I think Google Translate works better if you spell the words correctly in Portuguese :P

(29 Sep 11, 08:54PM)_Dust_RJ* Wrote: I think that all right with my translation recheck and update your page f5 "tempest"
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(30 Sep 11, 11:34AM)eihrul Wrote: Intel's OpenGL support is REALLY bad. I mean, not REALLY bad, I mean, like, REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY --- woo, I need to take a typing break --- REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY bad.
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dR|Jorik Wrote:It's not like I care about fairplay anyway like I tell you, I just want to win.

[Spoken by Jorik in the same conversation where he explained he would cheat if he thought he would not get caught.]
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Quote:[21:21] RikPik: Anyways i g2g
[21:21] Mr_OpTic: gn
[21:21] RikPik: Good to see yall
[21:22] RikPik: Gn
[21:22] B}Ronald_Reagan: gn
[21:22] |<-- RikPik has left irc.gamesurge.net (Quit: Rooms • iPhone IRC Client • http://www.roomsapp.mobi)
[21:22] Kakarrot: its afternoon
[21:22] Kakarrot: get it right
[21:22] Kakarrot: :D
[21:22] B}Ronald_Reagan: He is gone
[21:22] B}Ronald_Reagan: Get it right
[21:22] B}Ronald_Reagan: \:D
[21:22] Kakarrot: i'm such a clueless bastard
[21:24] Mr_OpTic: mhm.
[21:24] B}ShadowZ: amen
[21:24] Toxicchix: xD
[21:25] LtG: truer words have never been spoken
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<Kakarrot> Gibarix
<Kakarrot> he will apply to many clans
<Kakarrot> but they will all deny him
<Kakarrot> in his moment of desperation
<Kakarrot> he will create his own clan
<Kakarrot> DICKS
<Kakarrot> clantag: 8==>
<Nukpwr> LOL
<Nukpwr> IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD
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[23:35] <+ilucky> lol
[23:35] <+Xenon> ilucky
[23:35] <+Xenon> isuck
[23:35] <+ilucky> i know
[23:35] <+ilucky> wait
[23:35] <+ilucky> iknow*
[23:35] <+Xenon> ipro
[23:35] <+ilucky> iLOVEYOU
[23:35] <+Xenon> iblackopsissoprothatijizzedinmypants
[23:35] <+Xenon> ihateyou
[23:35] <+Xenon> ;D
[23:35] <+ilucky> iNO
[23:36] == Xenon has changed nick to iPrimus
[23:36] <+ilucky> idontgetit
[23:36] <+iPrimus> iPrimus
[23:36] <+iPrimus> =ISP
[23:36] <+ilucky> oh
[23:36] <+ilucky> ohhhh
[23:37] <+iPrimus> imustgo
[23:37] <+ilucky> imissyou
[23:38] <+iPrimus> ibebackin3hours
[23:38] <+iPrimus> i2:30am
[23:38] <+ilucky> iwillwait
[23:38] <+iPrimus> iholiday
[23:38] <+iPrimus> iassaultcubequotesthread
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Quote:[11:54pm] Q: Bukz opped Goku_
[11:54pm] Goku_ was promoted to operator by Q.
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[11:55pm] B}Ronald_Reagan: XD
[11:55pm] Q: Bukz opped Goku_
[11:55pm] Goku_ was promoted to operator by Q.
[11:55pm] Bukz: STOP EVADING OPS
[11:55pm] Bukz: :3
[11:55pm] Jack-is: olololol
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"for my actions i was punished , i was dragged into the hell of shotty shit pubs,, i was wet , cold and alone ..i was searching for a new home .. i tried and tried"

[BigBaddy]
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[21:05:28]    bugboy1028    is listening to American Anthem by US Air Force Band from Home Of The Brave.
[21:05:55]    eQ|Lantry    wait...
[21:06:01]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Lol wut
[21:06:07]    eQ|Lantry    bugboy1028: I thought you were deaf?
[21:06:17]    Gibarix    ^
[21:06:17]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    ...
[21:06:17]    bugboy1028    Hard of hearing...
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Dust_RJ___|RH|    HELP ME WITH NO WORK GUISERVER
    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Eh?
    X-Ray_Dog    Y U NO STATE PROBLEM?!?

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[21:38:16]    Aekom    PANIC
[21:38:24]    Aekom    oh
[21:39:03]    eQ|Lantry    DON"T PANIC
[21:39:23]    Gibarix    Panic at the disco anybody no ok
[21:39:37]    Cemer    lol
[21:39:43]    eQ|Lantry    lol I remember they were a band back in 7th grade
[21:39:54]    =-=    B}Zarj is now known as B}Zarj_afk
[21:39:59]    eQ|Lantry    the only reason I knew that was cause I had a crush on a girl obsessed with them
[21:40:15]    Cemer    lolol
[21:40:17]    Cemer    was she
[21:40:20]    Cemer    hawt
[21:40:27]    Cemer    :3
[21:40:32]    JamJam    Q-T?
[21:40:46]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    ... lol
[21:40:58]    eQ|Lantry    cemer: no she looked like a fat horse

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[21:50:34]    JoeSmith    im so fucking drunk!!! whoaasssss
[21:50:43]    JoeSmith    where is darkside my drunk buddy that lil bastard
[21:50:47]    JoeSmith    get onhere now
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20:45    <Misty||afk> silly cemer
20:45    <Cemer> Yeah lol
20:45    <NukBot> I thought that said silly cancer.
20:45    <Cemer> It should
20:45    <Cemer> THEY KILLED STEVE JOBS
20:45    <NukBot> poor steve
20:45    <Cemer> YOU BASTARDS
20:46    <Cemer> Name the show I referenced
20:46    <Cemer> 3
20:46    <Cemer> 2
20:46    <Cemer> 1
20:46    <Cemer> GO
20:46    <JamJam> park of south
20:46    <NukBot> south park
20:46    <NukBot> yeah lol
20:46    <Cemer> Nuk wins!
20:46    <Cemer> Hooray
20:46    <NukBot> No fair, I just tabbed over
20:46    <NukBot> xD
20:46    <NukBot> oh
20:46    <NukBot> I won
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<NightHawkd> @8ball is elite gay?
<ChamServ> NightHawkd Ask me again when JoeSmith isn't around
<NightHawkd>XD
<NightHawkd> lol
<markman1> hahaha
<Kakarrot> Shooting .22s are the shit.
<NightHawkd> @8ball am i gay?
<ChamServ>NightHawkd No WAY!
<markman1> i have 2 of them
<NightHawkd> good ChamServ :D
<Kakarrot> @8ball am i gay?
<ChamServ> Kakarrot You got it!
<NightHawkd> LAWL!
<Kakarrot> xDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
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Looool xD nice one :D
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(30 Sep 11, 10:20PM)D1551D3N7 Wrote: ...This script has inspired me to make a minecraft mod but that would be really complicated so I invite anyone to take the challenge.

I take your reverse-psychology and raise you one lolwtfdoesthatevenmean.
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<markman1> >3 u guys
<markman1> mostly kak
<PewPewPew> noo
<NightHawkd> >3 u markman1
<markman1> :)
<PewPewPew> dont goo
<PewPewPew> :/
<markman1> gn all
<markman1> i must
<markman1> my brain fell out again
<PewPewPew> bye, my lover
<markman1> bb boy friend
<markman1> ha
<PewPewPew> <3
<markman1> no its >3
<PewPewPew> bai
<PewPewPew> fuck you
<markman1> <><><>#
<markman1> <><><><><>3
<PewPewPew> its >3
<markman1> yes
<PewPewPew> <3
<PewPewPew> xD
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[21:15] <@eQ|Nukpwr> I'm watching the newest pirates of the carribean
[21:16] <@eQ|Nukpwr> I have never wanted to bone a mermaid so hard before.
[21:16] <@Aekom> where...where do u bone a mermaid?
[21:16] <@eQ|Nukpwr> Oh, these ones turn into humans when they come on land
[21:16] <+Orynge> LOL
[21:16] <@Aekom> so the top half is fish?
[21:16] <@eQ|Nukpwr> No
[21:16] <@eQ|Nukpwr> Both halves human on land
[21:16] <+NightHawkd|ipod> lol
[21:16] <+Orynge> LOL
[21:17] <+NightHawkd|ipod> wow nuk
[21:17] <@Aekom> ...so its not a mermaid
[21:17] <@eQ|Nukpwr> in water bottom half is fishy in the water
[21:17] <@Aekom> its a female human...
[21:17] <@eQ|Nukpwr> Yes it is
[21:17] <@eQ|Nukpwr> Technically, but she turns into a mermaid when shes in the water
[21:17] <+J4cK> lol
[21:17] <+J4cK> i see
[21:17] <+Orynge> So,
[21:17] <+Orynge> you want to bone a chick
[21:17] <@Aekom> lol
[21:17] <@eQ|Nukpwr> yeah, lol.  ... pretty much.
Edited out the parts that made it confusing.
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[21:45:30]    Fate    i like how gdm disagrees to whatever joesmith says
[21:45:37]    JoeSmith    ^
[21:45:38]    JoeSmith    lol
[21:45:40]    Darkside_    he's a debbie downer
[21:45:44]    JoeSmith    no no
[21:45:46]    Fate    joe: im gay
[21:45:49]    Fate    gdm: no ur not
[21:45:50]    Darkside_    lol
[21:45:52]    Fate    joe: yes i am
[21:45:55]    Fate    gdm: NO UR NOT
[21:45:59]    Fate    gdm: GOOD DAY
[21:46:04]    Fate    :D?
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[22:45:52]    NightHawkd    mom says i have to be off at 12...
[22:46:44]    eQ|Nukpwr    Awww
[22:47:40]    eQ|Nukpwr    Screw her!
[22:47:53]    eQ|Nukpwr    Tell her i said u can play
[22:47:53]    Waffles    ew
[22:48:02]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    What're you talking about Waffles
[22:48:06]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    You liek mermaids
[22:48:26]    Waffles    i dont dig on familial affairs
[22:48:30]    Waffles    incest
[22:48:36]    Waffles    that's the word i was trying to think of
[22:48:40]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    But you'll dig on animal affairs
[22:48:44]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Beastialiter
[22:48:53]    Waffles    depends on what country/state i'm in
[22:48:57]    Waffles    in this state
[22:49:02]    Waffles    i'm completely against it
[22:49:38]    Waffles    but in kansas
[22:49:42]    Waffles    they all be donkey fuckers
[22:49:45]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Lol wtf
[22:49:53]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    What about cats?
[22:49:59]    Waffles    nah
[22:50:01]    Waffles    that's gross
[22:50:08]    Waffles    they might literally explode
[22:50:13]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Lol wtf why?
[22:50:21]    Waffles    have you seen how small cats are?
[22:50:27]    Waffles    maybe i'd hump a lion
[22:50:31]    Waffles    just to say i did
[22:50:36]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    ಠ_ಠ
[22:50:39]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Go for it
[22:50:40]    Waffles    not sexually or anything
[22:50:45]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Lol sure mate
[22:50:45]    Waffles    just to dominate it
[22:50:49]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    You'
[22:50:53]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    d want to dominate a lion
[22:50:55]    Waffles    show it the real king of the jungle if you catch my drift
[22:50:56]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    By humping it?
[22:51:02]    Waffles    thats how dogs dominate
[22:51:14]    Waffles    and doggystyle is my favorite position
[22:51:18]    Waffles    so logically speaking
[22:51:22]    Waffles    dogs have it right in my book
[22:51:36]    eQ|Nukpwr    Lmfwo
[22:51:39]    eQ|Nukpwr    Omfg
[22:51:50]    eQ|Nukpwr    I almost puked laughing so hard at this shit
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Quote:[10:59pm] Brett: it's by talking with peoples like you are that I became a strong supporter of abortion and euthanasia
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19:09    <eQ|Hulk> Cemer wanna inter ? D
19:09    <Cemer> Olol maybeh Hulk
19:09    <Cemer> :4
19:09    <Cemer> :3
19:09    <Cemer> :2
19:09    <Cemer> :1
19:10    *** Cemer was kicked by eQ|Lantry (0)
19:10    !!! You have been kicked from #eq-clan
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