The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[JamJamTheCalcMan]

forgive me for quoting myself, i had to leave it in so you could get the gist of the conversation...

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[23:54.31]    Maj    jam didnt you mention you had Extream G?
[23:54.32]    Maj    on 64
[23:55.31]    Jam    nope
[23:55.34]    Jam    never heard of it
[23:55.40]    Jam    :o
[23:56.12]    Maj    hmm
[23:56.15]    Maj    i musta dreamed
[23:56.17]    Maj    it
[23:56.46]    Maj    just like i dreamed about a dog....that was in the shape of a duck.....siting in a cereal bowl

^LOLWUT
later on...

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[23:57.29]    Maj    IM WEIRD
[23:58.54]    Maj    i once dreamed that a ford F-150 fell from the sky and hit me in the nose

[X-Ray_Dog]

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[20:36:19] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> Jg99Bot: bots are not allowed in here
[20:36:27] <+Jg99Bot> wat?
[20:36:30] * Jg99Bot is now known as Jg99
[20:36:31] <+Jg99> lol
[20:36:33] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> :|
[20:36:35] <+X-Ray_Dog> lol
[20:36:38] <+Jg99> im jg99 with bot capabilities
[20:36:39] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> @commands
[20:36:39] <+Jg99> thats all
[20:36:40] <+X-Ray_Dog> troll
[20:36:41] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> !commands
[20:36:42] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> .commands
[20:36:43] <+Jg99> its !cmds
[20:36:45] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> !cmds
[20:36:45] <+Jg99> B}Ronald_Reagan Commands are !version, !slap, !dice, !info, and !source
[20:36:48] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> !kb Jg99
[20:36:49] * ChanServ sets mode -v+b Jg99 *!*@204.228.226.20 for #PBClan
[20:36:49] * Jg99 was kicked by ChanServ (ChanServ@Services.GameSurge.net) Reason((B}Ronald_Reagan) Bye.)
[20:36:51] <+ResTEasY> bam

[DES|OpenSource]

Jg99: but i want a match like that 10v10 but with only 7v7-8v8

[Jg99]

LOL cause i wanted to be in a huge inter :P

[Marti]

Jv: i in MyS
Jv: i hi skill!
Wolf|iG!|: no you're not
Jv: yes 2010. =MyS=Colerd invite me
Wolf|iG!|: dude ur not even registered there
Wolf|iG!|: and he is a faker
Jv: =MyS=Colerd is a faker?
{BoB}Marti[T]: LOL

[.ExodusS*]

[11:20] <+ExodusS> Also, post or attach a few screen shots or even demos of you playing at your best:
[11:20] <+ExodusS> http://i.imgur.com/e3fxC.jpg

[MykeGregory]

(13 Feb 12 11:26AM).ExodusS* Wrote:  [11:20] <+ExodusS> Also, post or attach a few screen shots or even demos of you playing at your best:
[11:20] <+ExodusS> http://i.imgur.com/e3fxC.jpg

Wallhax?

[Andrez]

(14 Feb 12 12:50AM)MykeGregory Wrote:  

(13 Feb 12 11:26AM).ExodusS* Wrote:  [11:20] <+ExodusS> Also, post or attach a few screen shots or even demos of you playing at your best:
[11:20] <+ExodusS> http://i.imgur.com/e3fxC.jpg

Wallhax?

Nope, it's a command that actually shows those boxes. I don't think Exo is so stupid to fuck up himself :D

[tempest]

1) Those boxes don't show behind walls.
2) They're white, not red.
3) That screenshot is from Xenon, which I guess tells everything.

[Ronald_Reagan]

4) That was taken out in 1.1 (try it: /dbghbox)

[DrooLRuL3s]

DES|OpenSource: this has been some real fun and good gays. i had damn so fun this hour or so
player DES|OpenSource switched to team CLA
DES|OpenSource:*games
#M|A#Z-karIuS: hahahahaha
DrooL: lmaoooo
HyPE|ikljo: hahahaha
DrooL: quoting that lmao
HyPE|ikljo fragged DES|OpenSource

[MykeGregory]

[Marti]

(14 Feb 12 01:44AM)Ronald_Reagan Wrote:  4) That was taken out in 1.1 (try it: /dbghbox)

still it wasnt red nor would be seen trough walls? :P

[Marti]

OpTic:roses are red
OpTic:valentine day is crap
OpTic:i have no girlfriend
OpTic:fap fap fap

[Jg99]

(14 Feb 12 09:14PM)Marti Wrote:  OpTic:roses are red
OpTic:valentine day is crap
OpTic:i have no girlfriend
OpTic:fap fap fap

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[MykeGregory]

(14 Feb 12 11:07PM)Z3R0 Wrote:  

xdEpicZombie Wrote:sum kinda joke?

Haha, sorry :P couldn't resist. No offence.

[Ronald_Reagan]

(14 Feb 12 03:51PM)Marti Wrote:  

(14 Feb 12 01:44AM)Ronald_Reagan Wrote:  4) That was taken out in 1.1 (try it: /dbghbox)

still it wasnt red nor would be seen trough walls? :P

The 4) indicated I was appending to Tempest's list.

[pweaks]

[Vanqu!sh]

22:36 <ShieldyBear> Vanquish rapes himself
22:37 <OpTic> lol
22:38 <Vanquish> lolwut
22:42 <C4rma> ShieldyBear: dont talk about your dreams here
22:43 <ShieldyBear> i dream that?
22:43 <Vanquish> how would self-rape even happen?
22:43 <ShieldyBear> bend your dick into your ass
22:43 <Vanquish> o.o
22:43 <C4rma> You just need to be flexible, and have a huge ass dick
22:44 <ShieldyBear> ^
22:44 <C4rma> you could always oraly rape yourself
22:44 <rofl> how's it rape though?
22:44 <rofl> lobotomy first so only one half of your brain consents?
22:45 <ShieldyBear> nah cause like, you have a double personality
22:45 <Vanquish> :|

[MykeGregory]

Assault.Cubers.net Wrote:

[Lantry]

(16 Feb 12 12:01AM)Vanqu!sh Wrote:  +1 to MK.

First I thought: http://forum.cubers.net/user-120.html
Then I thought: http://forum.cubers.net/user-225.html

[Nightmare]

WIN @ Myke

[Mr.OpTic]

<02:59:54> "Waffles": rhododendrons
<03:00:03> "OpTiicccc": ok
<03:00:08> "Waffles": sorry lol
<03:00:11> "OpTiicccc": LOL
<03:00:13> "Waffles": typed that in the wrong place
<03:00:17> "OpTiicccc": lmfao
<03:00:36> "OpTiicccc": im tyring to think, of why you would say
<03:00:53> "Waffles": someone asked me about a bush in my front yard

[ShadowFlameZ]

In PM...

<B}ShadowZ> u mind kicking him
<B}ShadowZ> he's getting annoying
<B}ShadowZ> just be like
<B}ShadowZ> calm down
<B}ShadowZ> xD
<B}Nightmare> ikr
<B}Nightmare> he is like the
<B}Nightmare> angry asian college kid who starts riots
<B}Nightmare> then gets beat down by riot police an hour later

Meanwhile, in #pbclan Mai rages up a storm
...
yada yada
rage rage
yada yada
<eQ|MaiMeeTur> Goddamit, this weekend I'll go and protest right outside city hall or something

ahuashuashuash
Nightmare should be a psychologist
or a clairvoyant...

[Andrez]

(16 Feb 12 12:55AM)MykeGregory Wrote:  

Assault.Cubers.net Wrote:

Yeah, although it's a paradox, keywords are keywords :D

[titiPT]

(16 Feb 12 07:30PM)YourSister Wrote:  2 - If the teams agree, they can tie, otherwise a tiebreaker must be played. It must be agreed by both teams. if an agreement is not reached, then Melone starts a flame war. If you don't have melone in your team you can borrow Roflcopter or Jason.

[MorganKell]

Fan the FLAMES!!

[m@C]

TS Server: Makes You Sick
<21:28:41>"Aaardvork": its funny how i cant spec in my own clans server
<21:28:58>"Homer-J": yes funny
<21:29:07>"Aaardvork": lc is so full of themself esspcially redbull
<21:29:15>"Homer-J": ye
<21:29:16>"Homer-J": btw
<21:29:16>"Aaardvork": homer we just owned them -_-
<21:29:22>"Homer-J": true
<21:29:26>"Homer-J": without teamspeak
<21:29:31>"Wiley": which server?
<21:29:38>"Wiley": 9999/8888/7777?
<21:29:41>"Homer-J": and some rounds aka played on myself :D
<21:29:42>"Aaardvork": w00p in there to
<21:30:04>"Homer-J": btw it was so easy
<21:30:13>"Aaardvork": i asked politly to lol xD
<21:30:26>"Homer-J": do you mind uploading screenshots? :P
<21:30:29>"Mystered": Guys
<21:30:34>"Wiley": answer my question?
<21:30:41>"Aaardvork": il upload it
<21:30:46>"Aaardvork": 9999
<21:30:47>"Mystered": stop talking here, all TS can see what byou write
<21:30:51>"Aaardvork": 3v3 w00p vs LC
<21:30:52>"Wiley": yes
<21:30:53>"Mystered": stop talking here, all TS can see what byou write
<21:30:53>"Wiley": that too.
<21:30:53>"Mystered": stop talking here, all TS can see what byou write

[Lantry]

Jg99 Wrote:have this person taken off the internet.

Yes Sir!

[kleinkariert]

Quote:have this person taken off the internet.